Are you a Sitzpinkler or a Stehpinkler?

Ja it's German, but it's germane to our current social climate as well.


Take a stand

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apparently, lots of German men nowadays routinely sit down to pee. From quite early on, so it is claimed, German sons are taught that being a Sitzpinkler – translate it yourself – is the done thing and that being a Stehpinkleris simply antisocial. The purpose of this social revolution hardly needs detailed explanation. Stand-up men, let it simply be said, are messier than their seated brethren – and almost never bother to clean up.

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[E]fforts to encourage men to adopt urination methods associated in the western world with women have also been seen as threats to masculinity. Feminists inGermany have been urging men to accustom themselves to urinate while sitting on a toilet seat by posting signs in restrooms with the imperative “Hier wird sitzend gepinkelt” (Here one pees sitting down) and by explaining that such a practice would be more sanitary and create less work for those responsible for cleaning toilets, who are most often women. While some men have taken pride in accommodating this demand, others have vehemently resisted, going on talk shows, publishing editorials and cartoons, and forming Facebook groups of “Stehpinkler” (“Those who pee standing up”). So vehement was the resistance that academic Klaus Schwerma, a proponent of Sitzpinkeln, could write an entire critical book entitled “Stehpinkeln—Die Letzte Bastion der Maennlichkeit?” (Peeing Standing Up—the Last Bastion of Masculinity?).

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Insane isn't it? The land that produced the stormtrooper is now so emasculated that they won't even stand up to their women, even to pee!

But look at our current PC world, and stuff like this isn't that farfetched. Faux outrage and shrill screams have caused companies and government to capitulate to an outlier. An anomaly. There can't really be that many of them, can there? What would you do if the American SJW movement tried to make you or more importantly, your sons, sit down to piss?

Would you take a stand to take a piss, or sit down to piddle like you were a Miss?

Hell, even leaving the seat down is dumb. It takes more effort to bend over and lift the seat, fighting gravity, than it does to touch it with one finger and let gravity do the work.

It's time to piss outside, like God intended. When he dangled our bits outside he left them vulnerable, but he also made the world our urinal. Let's not let some SJWs take that away.

THE WORLD IS OUR URINAL.

TL;DR version:
Do you stand or sit?

Upvote for stand, downvote for sit.