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Are Yorkies really that stupid?

Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:38 am
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:38 am
I mean for fricks sake my wifes yorkie is the equivalent of a 42 year old man and still pisses in the house every chance he gets... and craps on the back patio deck and not the grass. I have a lab that has the discipline of a soldier and will hold it. But that frickn yorkie is an idiot ..I wish a hawk would swoop down and snatch that little bastard up.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
123966 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:40 am to
Y'all just didn't raise her right.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10850 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:40 am to
Perhaps he's picking up on your negative energy.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:41 am to
Yorkies are cute little purse dogs.


No one gets a Yorkie because they think they are highly intelligent.
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Y'all just didn't raise her right.


negative....was raised with a gotdamn silver spoon in his mouth by my wife....hes just stupid
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23213 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:41 am to
Years ago, a paralegal who worked for me had a smoking hot gf who he finally dumped because her Yorkie would not only shite all over the house - he'd occasionally shite on the bed.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:42 am to
Yep. They're that dumb. They've had all of their decency bred out of them in the name of being an alternative to a house full of cats for the lonely women of the world.

Be glad you've got a real dog to offset the yorkie.
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1585 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:42 am to
dogs are dumb as shite. you shouldve gotten a cat
This post was edited on 6/29/17 at 8:45 am
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:43 am to
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was raised with a gotdamn silver spoon in his mouth by my wife


That confirms the dog wasn't raised with any discipline or to know and respect the pecking order in the household.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18664 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:43 am to
Historically a mouse herding dog, Yorkies have recently been bred to be timid and bark at their own shadow.
This post was edited on 6/29/17 at 8:49 am
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
8153 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:43 am to
Your Yorkie senses how much hate you have for him. He sees it in your eyes everyday. Of course he is going to piss on your carpet and shitt on your porch. And he knows you will keep refilling his bowls every day. He owns you, not the other way around.
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:44 am to
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shite all over the house


he shite inside of a cole haan loafer of mine...no lie
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24799 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:44 am to
Don't be mad at the dog because you don't know how to train it.
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6023 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:45 am to
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a paralegal who worked for me


quote:

had a smoking hot gf


Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
11772 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:45 am to
"Yappy" dogs are the cats of the canine kingdom
Posted by GermantownTiger
Member since Jan 2015
3337 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:45 am to
Yorkies are like rats. Why would you want one
Posted by Marlbud
Member since Jun 2017
964 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:45 am to
My wife and I own several rentals, yorkies are not allowed.
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
8153 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:46 am to
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he shite inside of a cole haan loafer of mine...no lie

Sounds like he is the real man of the house. Probably bangin your wife too
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:47 am to
quote:

He owns you, not the other way around
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 8:47 am to
To be fair, my coon dog is a hell of a fine example of what a dog should be, and he once shite upon the top of a pressure washer. Nobody knows how he did it
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