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re: Are women really into dad bod?

Posted on 5/16/19 at 9:47 pm to
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 9:47 pm to
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I hardly know who anyone is on here anymore to even attempt to stalk them


I was mostly kidding about that.

I’m friends with a few people here and some of their friends will pop up on my feed. It’s not hard to put two and two together.
Posted by BigOlBigguns
Member since May 2019
64 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 9:47 pm to
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I don’t know, but I think I just inadvertently made myself horny


Dad bods make you horny?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197943 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 9:47 pm to
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I don’t know, but I think I just inadvertently made myself horny


Dad bods make you horny?
dont judge
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17054 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 9:56 pm to
I don’t know if women are into it dad bods but my wife apparently is. I got serious about my diet and exercise because I want to look and feel a certain way for myself and she’s been all kinds of crabby about it. I kind of see where she’s coming from because it is time consuming eating 7 times a day, weighing out everything and having my own separate food, but I’ve devoted the last 18 years to taking care of her and the kids and now at 43, I want to do something for me. I don’t drink, smoke, gamble or have any vices, I just want to geek out on nutrition and lifting for a little while. She could not seem to care less how muscular or ripped I am.
Posted by BigOlBigguns
Member since May 2019
64 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 9:57 pm to
It's because she's fat and doesn't want to put in the effort to become unfat like you're doing. She'd rather you both just stay fat together.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 9:57 pm to
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You looked exactly like I thought you would.


I get shite like :
Random hs football coach, fat Bret Favre when I have scruffy face, the Breaking Bad DEA agent, but most often I get this.




This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 6:23 am
Posted by BigOlBigguns
Member since May 2019
64 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 9:59 pm to
That guy can't find his cock, much less rub it on some other dude's.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29134 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 9:59 pm to
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BigOlBigguns
Coming out swinging with this alter.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 9:59 pm to
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That guy can't find his cock, much less rub it on some other dude's.


I can find it. Just need good lighting and mirrors.
Posted by BigOlBigguns
Member since May 2019
64 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:00 pm to
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Coming out swinging with this alter.


It's not an alter, but I didn't register for nothing.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:00 pm to
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Coming out swinging with this alter.
.. Ahhh yes I thought it was one of our usuals at first. Alter faq.

I'm tipsy after the game.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:01 pm to
I think we’re missing something.



Does she have to prepare 7 meals for him?

Is it taking him away from his family?

Is it somehow costly?

Lots of unknowns here.
Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2542 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:01 pm to
I call BS
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:02 pm to
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It's not an alter, but I didn't register for nothing.

.

You Wannna rub dicks then? Can you help me?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:02 pm to
Is that Terd?
Posted by BigOlBigguns
Member since May 2019
64 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:02 pm to
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I call BS


You're free to call whatever you like. Makes no difference to me.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:03 pm to
No



You think TF had that much self control?
This post was edited on 5/16/19 at 10:04 pm
Posted by BigOlBigguns
Member since May 2019
64 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:03 pm to
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You Wannna rub dicks then? Can you help me?


Can't help you there.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:06 pm to
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I don’t know if women are into it dad bods but my wife apparently is. I got serious about my diet and exercise because I want to look and feel a certain way for myself and she’s been all kinds of crabby about it. I kind of see where she’s coming from because it is time consuming eating 7 times a day, weighing out everything and having my own separate food, but I’ve devoted the last 18 years to taking care of her and the kids and now at 43, I want to do something for me. I don’t drink, smoke, gamble or have any vices, I just want to geek out on nutrition and lifting for a little while. She could not seem to care less how muscular or ripped I am.

You want a real answer. Women, at different stages and ages of happiness, will not give a shite what their man looks like as long as it's not to either extreme. As long as he can make her cum when she needs it and help around the house/parenting and put on a suit for an event,she does not care.

The flat belly faqs like Pecker want to justify their efforts by the fact these women will ogle their bodies on a girl's night or on cinema or at LSU Baseball games even(mine loves Cabrera this year). But they do NOT care about your body. They aren't attracted to a dad bod. They just don't give a frick about it. Be a man and do what's necessary to make her feel secure and that she and kids are loved and cared for, and you'll get the pussy and keep her happy.
This post was edited on 5/16/19 at 10:24 pm
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17054 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:09 pm to
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It's because she's fat and doesn't want to put in the effort to become unfat like you're doing. She'd rather you both just stay fat together.



I wasn’t fat, which may be why she’s not on board. I was lean but not as muscular as I want to be. She isn’t fat either. 95% of 40 year olds would trade bodies with her. I just really think she’d rather me be more available than see me with larger muscles and sub 10% body fat.
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