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He can have my ex-wife, but when it comes to the kid, baw better watch his arse.

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Turns into a zombie during sex


Sounds like my wife.
Yes, it's the comment made by the white, conservative, heterosexual male.
If Louisiana did this, they'd finish it up at about $200m over budget, then 3 weeks later a hurricane would come through and wipe out the seawall.
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I lived in Bay St. Louis for about 15 years, and went to the beach many times. Only time I got in the water was to pee.


Hell, no wonder the water's not blue.
Or, you know, put the onus on the MFers breaking the law to not...break the law.
Subtle "I have an expensive microwave" brag.
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What is the "shadiest" profession?


Tent-maker. Tip your waitress.
Home builder. And it's not even close.
There's a maximum contribution amount. The more Dem candidates there are, the more people you can give the maximum to. Then they all drop out and their campaign money goes to the DNC, who then uses the money for the 1-3 real candidates.

This clown is only running to court those rich NY donors. He'll drop out.
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rule 1 the one with the cooter is always right

rule 2 refer to rule 1


This is complete bullshite. Don't let her hold you hostage with that "If momma ain't happy, nobody's happy" nonsense.
I'm not graduating and I'm drunk right now...so...yeah.
My driver would love something like that. Does Rolls Royce make one?
Yes. Ironically, that's where I met your mother. She came in 6th place.
American doctors suck. The real reason we're able to maintain such a long life expectancy while also being very unhealthy as a whole is because we have access to the treasure trove of medical information and wisdom found on Facebook.

Those stay-at-home moms aren't cooking and cleaning all day. They're doing valuable medical research that actual doctors simply don't have the time to do, since they spend their days bilking patients for every last cent.
We talking real doctors, or Chiropractors, Optometrists, Podiatrists, and Dentists?