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re: Are There Little Signs That Tell You "This Is Not A Girl To Marry"?

Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:35 pm to
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
7832 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:35 pm to
The crazy eyes. You know what I mean.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

deep seeded


seated, but yes.

deep seated.


Posted by drewnbrla
The Pool is closed.
Member since Mar 2011
7839 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:36 pm to
Her initials are MM or KB.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

parents are divorced


My parents are divorced and I think this will make me less likely to ever get divorced.

While they were happier apart from each other, it fricking sucks for the kids.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:37 pm to
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deep seeded issues.


Bad spelling.
Posted by TotallyTigers
Champagnionship
Member since Nov 2004
2882 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:39 pm to
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Constantly taking selfies is a red flag.


This

+

Social media obsession

Lots of guy friends (while having very few girl friends)

History of having been with a lot of guys/failed relationships/cheating

Secrecy with phone



Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:43 pm to
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Walks around on a motel floor barefoot? Even in the motel bathroom?
Wouldn't marry a girl who stayed in a motel
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38449 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:44 pm to
Hair color matches her nail polish.

Knows the difference between bails and bonds instead of stocks.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:45 pm to
Before her early 30's you really can't tell but by 35 there are some obvious signs. A bad credit score, can't stay employed, etc.

Once upon a time I met a very good-looking 34 yo and arranged to pick her up at her house to go on a date. That house was very nice and much larger than I expected for a single woman. I wondered to myself whether she was divorced with kids to have a house like that.

Come to find out she was single with no kids, but had been living with her parents and on unemployment for over a year. When you're nearly 35 you need to be on your own two feet IMHO so I friendzoned her. Turned out to be a good choice, she didn't have very good judgment at all and was constantly getting into some kind of trouble.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29449 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:45 pm to
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LuckyTiger
quote:

Seeks constant reassurance?

Posted by captainahab
Highway Trio8
Member since Dec 2014
1598 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:48 pm to
Came for a Helicopter Mother

Father works his arse off and mother spends more than he makes

Few girlfriends

Tweets pictures of her recent purchase at Sur La Table(but realistically should only be shopping at Wal-Mart)

Looks good with makeup but you cant recognize her without it


Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:51 pm to
quote:


seated, but yes.

deep seated.



Damn.

I did not know this. I am a good speller and I've always gotten this wrong.

Thanks OT.

Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47575 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

motel


This is a pretty good indicator.
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1103 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:52 pm to
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Are There Little Signs That Tell You "This Is Not A Girl To Marry"?


When she has a name like Venus or Coco and she's got a wiener.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:53 pm to
Also, look at her mom. That's most likely what she'll look like.

Posted by Nuts4LSU
Washington, DC
Member since Oct 2003
25468 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:53 pm to
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Eats her peas one at a time?


That would be the one to watch out for, I would think.
Posted by LG2BAMA
Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1180 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:53 pm to
Based on all the information provided I would say definitely date someone for more then a few years before popping the question.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38449 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:54 pm to
If cheese grits are one of her favorite foods.
Posted by JonTigerFan11
Member since May 2016
865 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:55 pm to
When she ends up having a bigger penis than you do
Posted by Big Sway
Member since Nov 2009
5133 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:56 pm to
Gives head really good, and prides herself on it!
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