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Are people who use napkins and paper towels interchangeably barbarians?

Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:14 am
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:14 am
'Cause I do that stuff all the time and I'm wondering just how uncouth I'm being.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41639 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:15 am to
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Are people who use napkins and paper towels interchangeably

Could just be too early, but what the frick are you talking about?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35501 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:15 am to
Napkins stick to my dick.
Posted by SoFunnyItsNot
Member since Mar 2013
4623 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:16 am to
Like the ones you throw away? Yeah I wipe my hands and face with both... also clean up messes with both. Look at me!! I'm a barbarian
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:16 am to
Nah, we rarely buy napkins.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171037 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:17 am to
I haven’t bought napkins in a long time.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42626 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:20 am to
At home, unless napkins are bought for like a party or something, I always use paper towels. They do the job better.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10999 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:22 am to
I clean with paper towels like I’m Conan the Barbarian.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4093 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:22 am to
No people who hover over their own excrement in a bathroom stall at work posting this stuff are though.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3737 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:23 am to
The real barbarians are the ones who use Saran Wrap because they don't want more children but are too cheap for condoms.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66023 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:25 am to
napkins are for sissys
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78001 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:26 am to
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The real barbarians are the ones who use Saran Wrap because they don't want more children but are too cheap for condoms.



This is a thing? I could have been saving myself millions of dollars?
This post was edited on 11/8/17 at 8:27 am
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21523 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:26 am to
According to my wife, yes.

I love to grab one of those blue paper towels and sit down at the dinner table with it. Pretty sure if she got anymore pissed, lasers would shoot out of eyeballs.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34329 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:35 am to
quote:

I haven’t bought napkins in a long time.



Fold a paper towel and jack up the price. Call it a napkin.
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 5:38 pm to
Glad to see I'm not the only OT'er mixing and matching them things.
Posted by Monday
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2013
5005 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 6:26 pm to
Instructions are unclear. Now have empty roll in my arse.
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 6:34 pm to
i know a guy who only will use linens or real towels because paper feels icky.
he's a fricking weirdo.
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12718 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

I love to grab one of those blue paper towels and sit down at the dinner table with it.


Those are shop towels, you heathen.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:11 pm to
Why should I waste money on napkins when I have good paper towels?

And Shop Towels are one of man's greatest inventions.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64250 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:15 pm to
We use paper towels almost exclusively when its just our family. When I really want to push the envelope and mess with my wife I'll put a sandwich or something in the paper towel for lunch.
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