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Are octopi from outer space?

Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:05 am
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:05 am
Octopuses are strange, smart creatures that certainly seem alien—what with the tentacles, camouflage, and shape-shifting skills. Still, the idea that they actually came from outer space would seem to fall strictly into the realm of sci-fi; an update of HP Lovecraft’s Cthulhu, say.

But in these interesting times, real life reads like fiction. Recently, a group of 33 scientists worldwide—including molecular immunologist Edward Steele and astrobiologist Chandra Wickramasinghe—published a paper suggesting, in all seriousness, that octopuses may indeed be aliens.

The octopus, for example, is traditionally considered to come from the nautiloid, having evolved about 500 million years ago. But that relationship doesn’t explain how these odd cephalopods got all their awesome characteristics or why octopuses are so very different, genetically speaking, from their alleged nautiloid ancestors. The paper states:

To make matters even more strange, the paper posits that octopuses could have arrived on Earth in “an already coherent group of functioning genes within (say) cryopreserved and matrix protected fertilized octopus eggs.” And these eggs might have “arrived in icy bolides several hundred million years ago.” The authors admit, though, that “such an extraterrestrial origin…of course, runs counter to the prevailing dominant paradigm.”


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This post was edited on 2/1/19 at 11:07 am
Posted by SanFranTiger
Santa Fe, NM
Member since Sep 2003
5048 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:07 am to
Those frickers are scary smart.

I have a friend who has a phobia of them so I spend a large amount of time googling Ocotpus articles to send him . lol
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14568 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:08 am to
They are very self aware. The videos of fisherman catching and then killing them onboard are very disturbing
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3979 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:10 am to
They had one guy who had two aquarium tanks, one with an octopus and the other with just a bunch of exotic fish.

The guy could not figure out why his fish were disappearing until he put a camera on the octopus tank. This smart bastard would wait for the guy to leave, crawl out if it’s tank, eat a couple of fish and then crawl back.

Thank God they’re not bigger than they are
Posted by gjackx
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
16587 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:13 am to
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The guy could not figure out why his fish were disappearing until he put a camera on the octopus tank. This smart bastard would wait for the guy to leave, crawl out if it’s tank, eat a couple of fish and then crawl back.

NOPE!
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:14 am to
Octopi are very smart. I can definitely seem them being aliens. Darwin f'd up on this one.

They've been picking the World Cup winners for years now.

They are bad arse and I do feel a psychic boost after downing an order at Mizu Sushi, more so than any other fish.


Posted by Puffoluffagus
Savannah, GA
Member since Feb 2009
6504 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:17 am to
Posted by SanFranTiger
Santa Fe, NM
Member since Sep 2003
5048 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:29 am to
This also happened at the Monterrey aquarium. They put artificial turf around the top of his tank to keep him from escaping again—said they hate it and wont “walk” on it.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:30 am to
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Octopuses


Stopped reading here.
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3979 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:35 am to
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They are very self aware. The videos of fisherman catching and then killing them onboard are very disturbing


No way I’m looking that up but what happens? Just a general look of terror or something?
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6765 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:40 am to
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
32372 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:41 am to
Maybe so

One thing you should consider, Neil A. spelled backwards is AlieN - you do the math...
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4614 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:43 am to


They’ll eventually evolve into these guys and we’ll be fricked.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20641 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:56 am to
I’d imagine they become frantic trying to escape.

I didn’t get a chance to finish it but the scene in Oldboy where he eats the live octopus whole is one of the grosser things seen in a movie.
This post was edited on 2/1/19 at 11:57 am
Posted by 62Tigerfan
Member since Sep 2015
5379 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 12:02 pm to
They give me nightmares if I’m thinking about them. I haven’t thought about them in many months. Until now. Thanks a lot.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40227 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 12:04 pm to
I, for one, welcome our new Octopi overlords.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14458 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 12:06 pm to
If octopi scare you, then don't watch "Arrival"
Arrival
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51578 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 12:15 pm to
LINK

Octopus escapes from closed jar
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106013 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 12:18 pm to
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8374 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 12:21 pm to
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Octopuses
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Stopped reading here.

Why? That's the correct plural form.
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