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Are octopi from outer space?
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:05 am
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:05 am
Octopuses are strange, smart creatures that certainly seem alien—what with the tentacles, camouflage, and shape-shifting skills. Still, the idea that they actually came from outer space would seem to fall strictly into the realm of sci-fi; an update of HP Lovecraft’s Cthulhu, say.
But in these interesting times, real life reads like fiction. Recently, a group of 33 scientists worldwide—including molecular immunologist Edward Steele and astrobiologist Chandra Wickramasinghe—published a paper suggesting, in all seriousness, that octopuses may indeed be aliens.
The octopus, for example, is traditionally considered to come from the nautiloid, having evolved about 500 million years ago. But that relationship doesn’t explain how these odd cephalopods got all their awesome characteristics or why octopuses are so very different, genetically speaking, from their alleged nautiloid ancestors. The paper states:
To make matters even more strange, the paper posits that octopuses could have arrived on Earth in “an already coherent group of functioning genes within (say) cryopreserved and matrix protected fertilized octopus eggs.” And these eggs might have “arrived in icy bolides several hundred million years ago.” The authors admit, though, that “such an extraterrestrial origin…of course, runs counter to the prevailing dominant paradigm.”
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But in these interesting times, real life reads like fiction. Recently, a group of 33 scientists worldwide—including molecular immunologist Edward Steele and astrobiologist Chandra Wickramasinghe—published a paper suggesting, in all seriousness, that octopuses may indeed be aliens.
The octopus, for example, is traditionally considered to come from the nautiloid, having evolved about 500 million years ago. But that relationship doesn’t explain how these odd cephalopods got all their awesome characteristics or why octopuses are so very different, genetically speaking, from their alleged nautiloid ancestors. The paper states:
To make matters even more strange, the paper posits that octopuses could have arrived on Earth in “an already coherent group of functioning genes within (say) cryopreserved and matrix protected fertilized octopus eggs.” And these eggs might have “arrived in icy bolides several hundred million years ago.” The authors admit, though, that “such an extraterrestrial origin…of course, runs counter to the prevailing dominant paradigm.”
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This post was edited on 2/1/19 at 11:07 am
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:07 am to weagle99
Those frickers are scary smart.
I have a friend who has a phobia of them so I spend a large amount of time googling Ocotpus articles to send him . lol
I have a friend who has a phobia of them so I spend a large amount of time googling Ocotpus articles to send him . lol
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:08 am to SanFranTiger
They are very self aware. The videos of fisherman catching and then killing them onboard are very disturbing
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:10 am to SanFranTiger
They had one guy who had two aquarium tanks, one with an octopus and the other with just a bunch of exotic fish.
The guy could not figure out why his fish were disappearing until he put a camera on the octopus tank. This smart bastard would wait for the guy to leave, crawl out if it’s tank, eat a couple of fish and then crawl back.
Thank God they’re not bigger than they are
The guy could not figure out why his fish were disappearing until he put a camera on the octopus tank. This smart bastard would wait for the guy to leave, crawl out if it’s tank, eat a couple of fish and then crawl back.
Thank God they’re not bigger than they are
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:13 am to Big_Slim
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The guy could not figure out why his fish were disappearing until he put a camera on the octopus tank. This smart bastard would wait for the guy to leave, crawl out if it’s tank, eat a couple of fish and then crawl back.
NOPE!
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:14 am to weagle99
Octopi are very smart. I can definitely seem them being aliens. Darwin f'd up on this one.
They've been picking the World Cup winners for years now.
They are bad arse and I do feel a psychic boost after downing an order at Mizu Sushi, more so than any other fish.
They've been picking the World Cup winners for years now.
They are bad arse and I do feel a psychic boost after downing an order at Mizu Sushi, more so than any other fish.
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:29 am to Big_Slim
This also happened at the Monterrey aquarium. They put artificial turf around the top of his tank to keep him from escaping again—said they hate it and wont “walk” on it.
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:30 am to weagle99
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Octopuses
Stopped reading here.
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:35 am to deathvalleyfreak43
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They are very self aware. The videos of fisherman catching and then killing them onboard are very disturbing
No way I’m looking that up but what happens? Just a general look of terror or something?
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:41 am to weagle99
Maybe so
One thing you should consider, Neil A. spelled backwards is AlieN - you do the math...
One thing you should consider, Neil A. spelled backwards is AlieN - you do the math...
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:43 am to weagle99
They’ll eventually evolve into these guys and we’ll be fricked.
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:56 am to Big_Slim
I’d imagine they become frantic trying to escape.
I didn’t get a chance to finish it but the scene in Oldboy where he eats the live octopus whole is one of the grosser things seen in a movie.
I didn’t get a chance to finish it but the scene in Oldboy where he eats the live octopus whole is one of the grosser things seen in a movie.
This post was edited on 2/1/19 at 11:57 am
Posted on 2/1/19 at 12:02 pm to weagle99
They give me nightmares if I’m thinking about them. I haven’t thought about them in many months. Until now. Thanks a lot.
Posted on 2/1/19 at 12:04 pm to weagle99
I, for one, welcome our new Octopi overlords.
Posted on 2/1/19 at 12:06 pm to 62Tigerfan
If octopi scare you, then don't watch "Arrival"
Arrival
Arrival
Posted on 2/1/19 at 12:15 pm to weagle99
Posted on 2/1/19 at 12:18 pm to weagle99
Posted on 2/1/19 at 12:21 pm to TH03
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Octopuses
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Stopped reading here.
Why? That's the correct plural form.
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