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Posted on 8/26/18 at 11:04 pm to TigerStripes06
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You sound like a red pill sociopath.
No, just a divorced baw that learned some valuable lessons by experience.
Posted on 8/26/18 at 11:39 pm to kingbob
Thought y’all had worked it out
Posted on 8/26/18 at 11:50 pm to reo45
A woman will talk, scream, and argue for hours...but two minutes into a blow job and her jaw hurts.

Posted on 8/26/18 at 11:57 pm to reo45
Nicholson, in "As good as it Gets":
Secretary (gushing and mooney-eyed):
"How do you write women so well..?"
Melvin Udall (Jack):
"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
Fellas, I think that sums it up.
Secretary (gushing and mooney-eyed):
"How do you write women so well..?"
Melvin Udall (Jack):
"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
Fellas, I think that sums it up.
Posted on 8/27/18 at 12:03 am to reo45
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Seemingly, even the best woman ive ever known bitches.
Idk, my mom doesn’t really bitch, she isn’t much of a nagger to my dad that I could ever tell. She just kinda goes with the flow. That’s not to say that she’s a pushover, but she just doesn’t bitch.
Furthermore, my SO doesn’t really bitch to me. Lord knows that she would have ample reasons to bitch at me from time to time but she doesn’t. She also doesn’t nag. It’s a huge reason why I’m going to marry that girl, I know living with her would be peaceful.
I guess I’m just lucky in that regard.
Posted on 8/27/18 at 12:07 am to TigerFanInSouthland
quote:Just wait.
I guess I’m just lucky in that regard
Posted on 8/27/18 at 12:23 am to reo45
I take probably about four naps a year. My wife takes them daily and sleeps longer than I do for regular night sleep.
During her nap today, I did something I've been needing to do apart from the chores she thought I would accomplish. When she woke up and assessed my progress, she said "that's all you did?"
I was in a good mood so I laughed and pointed out how she was sleeping (so any progress whatsoever is better by comparison), then we laughed together, then I grabbed her arse. But under different circumstances I would have likely gotten angry and the next couple hours would have been shite.
It astounds me sometimes how much these gals expect in terms of what their husband can and should deliver. Sometimes while they sleep, no less.
During her nap today, I did something I've been needing to do apart from the chores she thought I would accomplish. When she woke up and assessed my progress, she said "that's all you did?"
I was in a good mood so I laughed and pointed out how she was sleeping (so any progress whatsoever is better by comparison), then we laughed together, then I grabbed her arse. But under different circumstances I would have likely gotten angry and the next couple hours would have been shite.
It astounds me sometimes how much these gals expect in terms of what their husband can and should deliver. Sometimes while they sleep, no less.
Posted on 8/27/18 at 12:25 am to kingbob
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She kept complaining because you weren't taking the hint. You failed her test. She finally shut up after you gave her the pain medicine because she realized you were never going to get the hint, you're too blind and self-centered to notice her any more, that you're clearly no longer attracted to her, you don't care, and therefore that you no longer love her. You need to make sure that you reverse that thought train ASAP by proving all of those negative thoughts wrong by your actions in the next couple days.
Wow, this is probably the furthest thing from the truth. If you realized how laid back and calm this girl is you’d retract your statements.
She doesn’t need my validation about excercising once, I remind her how beautiful she is constantly along with letting her know how much I love and appreciate her on a daily basis.
So for you to try to assume from one comment that I’ve fallen out of love or am no longer attracted to her is comical and shows just how narcistic you are to think you’re smart enough to assume anything about a relationship based off one comment (especially one where I complimented my GF for the most part, also, I didn’t shove the pills down her throat, I first massaged her legs several times throughout the day, rubbed her essential oils that she believes in heavily on her legs, and finally at midnight while she laid unable to sleep, I offered some Tylenol to help her ease herself to sleep, she was happy I offered as she was out) is killing me man. You’re a real asshat dude.
Go kick rocks and try to philosophy your own relationship. Mine isn’t perfect by any means, but I certainly didn’t fail any test last night, pal.
Edit: I also let her know how good her calves and legs looked earlier in the day as she tried to hang a painting before I saw her and stepped in.
Another point proving how little you know vs what you think you know
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No, just a divorced baw that learned some valuable lessons by experience
Sounds like you didn’t learn shite except how to instantly make people think you’re a know it all douche. I’m sure your ex loved that, probably she you’re divored giving relationship advice. Kind of an oxymoron eh?
This post was edited on 8/27/18 at 12:30 am
Posted on 8/27/18 at 12:33 am to Bawcephus
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Found Jody.
He was oddly specific about her tests and my failing of them.
You jody’in my ole lady while I’m out pullin 30 12’s 12 mo/Yr to pay for that triple wide and 5 acres of land that girl had to have for our non existent kids???
Edit: not to mention the dang Mercedes C series I bought her with a “oilfield hunny spendin oilfield money” sticker I put on the back bc that ho*e be blowin thru that double platinum gold card with unlimited limit I supply her with, you jodyin me KingBobfish? If so, Sonic , Wya
This post was edited on 8/27/18 at 12:36 am
Posted on 8/27/18 at 12:46 am to SouthernImmigrant
Sorry you had to find out this way.
Posted on 8/27/18 at 12:56 am to Bawcephus
Just checked. Our joint bank account is cleared out and the triple wide, my raptor, gt, and her c series is in her name bc my credit wuz bad but I done paid em all off early! im screwed baws. Thanks dude enjoy the footprint gas pedal on my gt and the custom deer nut sack shifternob on my raptor.
I’m takin my mud grap 37’s off tho but u can keep the barb wire pine stripping I put on
I’m takin my mud grap 37’s off tho but u can keep the barb wire pine stripping I put on
This post was edited on 8/27/18 at 12:57 am
Posted on 8/27/18 at 5:36 am to reo45
Make no mistake about the fact that men can and do bitch just as much. I'll put my husband up against your wife in a bitching contest and bet my house that he will win.
Posted on 8/27/18 at 5:40 am to reo45
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Seemingly, even the best woman ive ever known bitches.
I keep seeing this, maybe its time some of you look for other places to find women. There are some awesome women out there.
Posted on 8/27/18 at 6:03 am to reo45
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Let me define bitching---finding any reason to bicker; taking a good deed by a man and finding a flaw to expose, real or not, to focus on instead of the dees itself. When a man works his arse off to do something for her, but forgets to put up a few boxes of tools, instead of thinking, "Damn, you know, he was out there busting his arse all day making that cabin for the family, but instead of bitching about a couple boxes in the laundry room ill put them up because it isnt a big deal", she needs to, has to, point out that there are boxes out.
I've always said that if you build a woman a mansion she will say the curtains are the wrong color. Once you come to terms that you will never do something 100% right to a woman your life will get better.
An old cowboy i worked for said asking a woman not to bitch is like asking a fish not to swim.
Posted on 8/27/18 at 6:53 am to SouthernImmigrant
No, I was explaining the thought train insecure women go on when they test their man. I was not saying any of that was accurate, just what her self doubts were telling her.
It’s important to remind women how much you care about them. Behind every successful woman is that awkward, insecure tween she used to be. Most still sorta see themselves that way.
They all crave validation. If they didn’t, the greeting card industry wouldn’t exist. When she has doubts, your job as her SO is to head them off at the pass with validation to stop that self-defeating thought train in its tracks.
It’s important to remind women how much you care about them. Behind every successful woman is that awkward, insecure tween she used to be. Most still sorta see themselves that way.
They all crave validation. If they didn’t, the greeting card industry wouldn’t exist. When she has doubts, your job as her SO is to head them off at the pass with validation to stop that self-defeating thought train in its tracks.
This post was edited on 8/27/18 at 7:04 am
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