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Apostrophe Protection Society disbands
Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:17 pm
Cites ".... the ignorance and laziness present in modern times have won." LINK
Tell me you haven't noticed the appalling misuse of punctuation and grammar on this board. There - I said it.
Yours Truly,
Professor H. Higgins
PS: I do, however, pledge my full support of removing the exclamation mark key from all keyboards operated by women!!!!!!!!
The apostrophe ( ’ ) has three uses: contractions, plurals, and possessives.
Tell me you haven't noticed the appalling misuse of punctuation and grammar on this board. There - I said it.
Yours Truly,
Professor H. Higgins
PS: I do, however, pledge my full support of removing the exclamation mark key from all keyboards operated by women!!!!!!!!
The apostrophe ( ’ ) has three uses: contractions, plurals, and possessives.
This post was edited on 12/2/19 at 6:08 pm
Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:30 pm to tigerpawl
I’m just posting here so you don’t feel bad.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:35 pm to CaptainsWafer
quote:Thanks.... I needed that...
I’m just posting here so you don’t feel bad.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:44 pm to tigerpawl
Look man I'm right there with you. Now I'm no grammar nazi or whatever but it's gotten to where, whenever I see someone pose a question with a period instead of a question mark, I want to fricking spit blood.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:44 pm to tigerpawl
Cant understand
Wont try to
Wont try to
Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:45 pm to tigerpawl
Am I the only one who thinks the headline should be "Apostrophe Protection Society's Founder Disbands Group"?
Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:47 pm to tigerpawl
Deutschmann: “The Umlaüt lives.....”
(dies)
Curtain
(dies)
Curtain
This post was edited on 12/2/19 at 5:48 pm
Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:48 pm to tigerpawl
Hopefully, the comma, crowd settles, down.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:52 pm to tigerpawl
quote:
the ignorance and laziness present in modern times have won.
It's not even really laziness. I mean most apostrophe abuse occurs by someone adding an apostrophe where none is needed.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:53 pm to tigerpawl
The only question I have here is why didn't they name themselves the Apostrophe's Protection Society?
Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:02 pm to PrivatePublic
quote:I helped my uncle, Jack, off his horse.
Hopefully, the comma, crowd settles, down.
This post was edited on 12/2/19 at 6:09 pm
Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:07 pm to tigerpawl
Would an Oxford comma fake a pee on the field?
Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:09 pm to tigerpawl
I love cooking, my dogs, and my family.
Let's eat, Grandma.
Let's eat, Grandma.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:13 pm to tigerpawl
Maybe so but I understand the "Comma To Da Top" Society in Cankton is alive and kicking.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:17 pm to tigerpawl
Their theme music was the little known Copeland work “Fanfare for the Comma Men”.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:30 pm to tigerpawl
I work for a very large, well know company. I was in a meeting today with just about everyone on site (50+ people), and right there on the powerpoint for everyone to see-- "...the challenges we have rose too."
Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:33 pm to MountainTiger
quote:
I mean most apostrophe abuse occurs by someone adding an apostrophe where none is needed.
Well, the apostrophe is it's own worst enemy.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:34 pm to Pandy Fackler
That's just an error because people are accustomed to hit the period nine out of ten times.
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