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Apostrophe Protection Society disbands

Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:17 pm
Posted by tigerpawl
Can't get there from here.
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:17 pm
Cites ".... the ignorance and laziness present in modern times have won." LINK

Tell me you haven't noticed the appalling misuse of punctuation and grammar on this board. There - I said it.

Yours Truly,

Professor H. Higgins



PS: I do, however, pledge my full support of removing the exclamation mark key from all keyboards operated by women!!!!!!!!

The apostrophe ( ’ ) has three uses: contractions, plurals, and possessives.
This post was edited on 12/2/19 at 6:08 pm
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:30 pm to
I’m just posting here so you don’t feel bad.
Posted by tigerpawl
Can't get there from here.
Member since Dec 2003
22238 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

I’m just posting here so you don’t feel bad.

Thanks.... I needed that...
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
13999 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:44 pm to
Look man I'm right there with you. Now I'm no grammar nazi or whatever but it's gotten to where, whenever I see someone pose a question with a period instead of a question mark, I want to fricking spit blood.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141673 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:44 pm to
Cant understand

Wont try to
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:45 pm to
Am I the only one who thinks the headline should be "Apostrophe Protection Society's Founder Disbands Group"?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65533 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:47 pm to
Deutschmann: “The Umlaüt lives.....”

(dies)

Curtain
This post was edited on 12/2/19 at 5:48 pm
Posted by Rooskie
MN
Member since Oct 2019
643 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:48 pm to
Hopefully, the comma, crowd settles, down.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14661 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

the ignorance and laziness present in modern times have won.

It's not even really laziness. I mean most apostrophe abuse occurs by someone adding an apostrophe where none is needed.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 5:53 pm to
The only question I have here is why didn't they name themselves the Apostrophe's Protection Society?

Posted by tigerpawl
Can't get there from here.
Member since Dec 2003
22238 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

Hopefully, the comma, crowd settles, down.
I helped my uncle, Jack, off his horse.
This post was edited on 12/2/19 at 6:09 pm
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141673 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:07 pm to
Would an Oxford comma fake a pee on the field?
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
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Member since May 2013
31058 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:09 pm to
I love cooking, my dogs, and my family.

Let's eat, Grandma.
Posted by CajunTiger92
Member since Dec 2007
2820 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:13 pm to
Maybe so but I understand the "Comma To Da Top" Society in Cankton is alive and kicking.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65533 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:17 pm to
Their theme music was the little known Copeland work “Fanfare for the Comma Men”.
Posted by LSUjhawk
Kansas City, Mo
Member since Jun 2019
245 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:19 pm to
,,,,,commaleon
Posted by Dicky
Member since Jun 2017
509 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:30 pm to
I work for a very large, well know company. I was in a meeting today with just about everyone on site (50+ people), and right there on the powerpoint for everyone to see-- "...the challenges we have rose too."
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:31 pm to
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:33 pm to
quote:

I mean most apostrophe abuse occurs by someone adding an apostrophe where none is needed.


Well, the apostrophe is it's own worst enemy.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68047 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:34 pm to
That's just an error because people are accustomed to hit the period nine out of ten times.
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