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re: Anything more useless than a Chevy Avalanche?

Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:19 pm to
Posted by s14suspense
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:19 pm to
You think that new truck has an aluminum body/bed now?
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:19 pm to
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Serious question - would a crew cab Chevrolet 1500 w/ a bed cover not have done the same thing?


Does the Silverado Crew Cab have an 8' bed?

If so, it's too long to fit in a normal garage...so no.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:20 pm to
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So tits on a bull and ex wife that doesn't put out means they are disagreeing with me?



So you're only looking at the posts that agree with you. Cool.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:22 pm to
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Not if he wanted to move sheets of plywood or sheet rock flat in the bed.


I really didn't know the answer. Thanks for the info.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45196 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:22 pm to
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So you're only looking at the posts that agree with you.
No I'm asking for clarification. You said "most" of the posts disagree with me and I just don't see it. There's some on both sides and also a mixture of up and down votes. Seems like a decent topic all things considered.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:23 pm to
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I really didn't know the answer. Thanks for the info.




It's not much of a difference. Like I said, it was definitely a niche vehicle.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:24 pm to
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You think that new truck has an aluminum body/bed now?



They've had aluminum parts for a while, including the hood and some body panels. The newer Chevrolet, Buick, and Cadillac products have all lost a lot of weight (I think the Cadillac CT6 is about 900 lbs lighter than the BMW 750i and also lighter than the smaller 5 series).

The Silverado was never the heaviest of the competitors, but there is always that government pressure to increase fuel economy. So they will probably use more composites and aluminum.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:24 pm to
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Honda Ridgeline


The new ones look like one of those utility mini-trucks with a crew cab.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89386 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:25 pm to
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You said "most" of the posts disagree with me and I just don't see it.


So you have a reading issue. Cool. H2, Escalade EXT, wife that doesn't frick cook clean, Envoy XUV. All things that don't agree with you, and make up most of the posts in this thread besides you and I going back and forth.
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:26 pm to
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Anything more useless than a Chevy Avalanche? by The Mick
Your posts?
Posted by Kajungee
South ,Section 6 Row N
Member since Mar 2004
17033 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:26 pm to
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I hope to put 250k miles on it.



Saw a friend of mine this past weekend, 2006 Avalanche with 358,000 miles and he swears it still running like a top.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:27 pm to
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It's not much of a difference. Like I said, it was definitely a niche vehicle.



The mid gate feature that expanded the bed into the back seat was kind of neat. It was ideal for an ATV or snow mobile, or hauling sheets of plywood. It gave you the functionality of an 8' truck bed, but without the 20+ foot length.

The thing is that most people who have Tahoes and Silverados also have utility trailers of some kind to haul the larger items.
Posted by s14suspense
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
16154 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:29 pm to
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The Silverado was never the heaviest of the competitors, but there is always that government pressure to increase fuel economy. So they will probably use more composites and aluminum.


You're right about that.

Fords were always the heaviest for some reason.

(That dumb ad about dropping the blocks in the bed still aggravates me)
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
14616 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:29 pm to
I've got just shy of 200k on my 04. Those 5.3L V8s are great.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:30 pm to
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The luxury version
I know a guy that fricked a chick on the bed of his. He met her an hour before said fricking. That counts for something
This post was edited on 4/17/17 at 12:31 pm
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

Honda Ridgeline



That's a bingo. It's on a minivan chassis that can't be used off road. It can't tow anywhere near as much as a Silverado or F150, but it gets the same crappy gas mileage.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45196 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:32 pm to
frick it, who cares.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:36 pm to
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Fords were always the heaviest for some reason.



I think they used fully boxed frames after the 1997-2003 models posted embarrassingly bad crash tests. That increased the weight a bit.



1997-2003 F150 Poor Crash Test

But on the bright side, it improved their crash test performance for the 2004-2014 model trucks.

Then they shite the bed again in 2015. They unfortunately got caught leaving some structural parts out of the 2015 model trucks that they didn't anticipate would be tested. They have since decided to add the framing back in, which increases their weight.

Link

quote:

New test shows disparities in Ford F-150 crash protection

After a highly unusual follow-up crash test, the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety has concluded that Ford Motor Co. “shortchanges” some buyers of its redesigned 2015 F-150 pickups by equipping certain models with protective steel bars while leaving them off others.

This post was edited on 4/17/17 at 12:40 pm
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:40 pm to
Yes there is.

But not a vehicle.

It is a status symbol.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45196 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

It is a status symbol.
What is, the Avalanche?
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