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Anything more useless than a Chevy Avalanche?

Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:47 am
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:47 am
Gas guzzling V8 but yet it doesn't have the 3rd row of an SUV or an actual pickup bed. Helped a buddy move a few things this weekend and what a joke.


Amirite?



Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36536 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:48 am to
Only good for panty dropping.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:48 am to
It's a pretty worthless "truck"
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:48 am to
Bobby Bouchier's father in Waterboy
Posted by GoRuckTiger
Bossie City
Member since Aug 2013
1571 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:50 am to
Hummer H2 truck.

Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:51 am to
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Hummer H2 truck on Dubs.
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:52 am to
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Anything more useless than a Chevy Avalanche?



The luxury version


Posted by TigerGrad2011
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:53 am to
Tits on a bull.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:53 am to
Honda Ridgeline
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20371 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:53 am to
If you buy an avalanche for its "pickup" capabilities, you are an idiot.


Aesthetics are the only goal Chevy had in mind.
This post was edited on 4/17/17 at 11:54 am
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:54 am to
It's a crew cab truck that you can remove the rear wall on to move large loads. Definitely a niche vehicle, but useful if you know about all the features it has.

Never fails that facts in car threads get downvoted.
This post was edited on 4/17/17 at 11:58 am
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27966 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:55 am to
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Anything more useless than a Chevy Avalanche


Wife that won't put out, make sandwiches, or clean the house.

Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45196 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:55 am to
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Aesthetics are the only goal Chevy had in mind.
I think they're ugly as well, but that's just me.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:57 am to

1960's Cony Guppy



Explorer Sport Trac


Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:57 am to
quote:

Gas guzzling V8 but yet it doesn't have the 3rd row of an SUV or an actual pickup bed.


It has a bed that can be expanded to 8'.

Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:00 pm to
But...but...but...real people (not actors)...told me it was great by using a smiley face emoji!
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45196 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:01 pm to
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It has a bed that can be expanded to 8'.
Gay
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

It's a crew cab truck that you can remove the rear wall on to move large loads. Definitely a niche vehicle, but useful if you know about all the features it has.



It was a niche product created when SUVs (real ones) and V8 trucks were all the rage.

Now you people would rather buy minivan-based crossovers with turbo 4 bangers. Or at least the government's draconian CAFE regulations put an end to real trucks like that. Shameful either way.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89386 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:04 pm to
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you people
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:04 pm to
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Gay



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