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re: Anything more useless than a Chevy Avalanche?

Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:05 pm to
Posted by meeple
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:05 pm to
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Anything more useless than a Chevy Avalanche?


Yes, or there used to be before it was discontinued. Same problems as the Avalance, but worse:

GMC Envoy XUV



Posted by PhiTiger1764
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:05 pm to
I can not imagine anyone who has ever owned one agreeing with the OP. I love mine. It's been incredibly useful over the years. I've hauled boats, trailers, truck loads of firewood, helped people move heavy shite, stored luggage and golf clubs in a dry space without compromising cab space.

I hope to put 250k miles on it.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:06 pm to
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I can not imagine anyone who has ever owned one agreeing with the OP. I love mine. It's been incredibly useful over the years. I've hauled boats, trailers, truck loads of firewood, helped people move heavy shite, stored luggage and golf clubs in a dry space without compromising cab space.

I hope to put 250k miles on it.



OP got abused in this thread.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:06 pm to
Tits on a boar hog are pretty useless. But Chevy Avalanches suck
Posted by The Mick
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:07 pm to
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OP got abused in this thread.
Can you read?
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:08 pm to
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Can you read?




Yea, there are a many more useless vehicles than the Avalanche. This thread is dumb.
Posted by The Mick
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:09 pm to
You own one?
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:09 pm to
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You own one?




No, but unlike you, I actually know something about them.
Posted by The Mick
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:10 pm to
Abused you say?

16 up votes/ 7 down votes at present.


Sorry you're triggered.
Posted by slackster
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:11 pm to
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I can not imagine anyone who has ever owned one agreeing with the OP. I love mine. It's been incredibly useful over the years. I've hauled boats, trailers, truck loads of firewood, helped people move heavy shite, stored luggage and golf clubs in a dry space without compromising cab space. I hope to put 250k miles on it


Serious question - would a crew cab Chevrolet 1500 w/ a bed cover not have done the same thing?
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:12 pm to
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Abused you say?

16 up votes/ 7 down votes at present.


Sorry you're triggered.





I like how you ask if I can read, then your bring up the votes. Most of the actual posts in this thread are telling you you're wrong. But congrats on the votes.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:12 pm to
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Serious question - would a crew cab Chevrolet 1500 w/ a bed cover not have done the same thing?



Not if he wanted to move sheets of plywood or sheet rock flat in the bed.
Posted by The Mick
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:13 pm to
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Most of the actual posts in this thread are telling you you're wrong
Not so. All the joke ones about tits on a bull etc are in my favor. Clearly you're retarded.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:13 pm to
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Sorry you're triggered.


Says the guy who is triggered by the existence of a vehicle.
Posted by Dave lsu 89
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:13 pm to
EX WIFE
Posted by member12
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Member since May 2008
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

I can not imagine anyone who has ever owned one agreeing with the OP. I love mine. It's been incredibly useful over the years. I've hauled boats, trailers, truck loads of firewood, helped people move heavy shite, stored luggage and golf clubs in a dry space without compromising cab space.

I hope to put 250k miles on it.


The people I know with the Avalanche love it. Can't go wrong with a powerful V8 truck with a comfortable ride.



The expandable bed gives it a nice feature that isn't available on the crew cab pickups. I think the K2XX Chevrolet trucks and SUVs expanded in size just enough to make the Avalanche redundant.

The next generation Silverado and Suburban are due in about 18 months. Maybe we'll see an Avalanche based off the newer trucks? There have been some covered models running around for testing.

Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:14 pm to
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Not so. All the joke ones about tits on a bull etc are in my favor. Clearly you're retarded.



Most of the posts name something other than the Avalanche as more worthless. Seems you might be the one with a reading issue.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:15 pm to
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Says the guy who is triggered by the existence of a vehicle
Not triggered at all. Just saw one up close recently and did not find it appealing. Others may disagree of course.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:16 pm to
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Most of the posts name something other than the Avalanche as more worthless.
So tits on a bull and ex wife that doesn't put out means they are disagreeing with me?
Posted by PhiTiger1764
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Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:17 pm to
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Serious question - would a crew cab Chevrolet 1500 w/ a bed cover not have done the same thing?

Yea I don't see why not..
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