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re: Anything more beta than a dude riding a scooter?

Posted on 4/3/18 at 6:11 am to
Posted by Cotten
Tennessee
Member since Jan 2018
1878 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 6:11 am to
In HS a buddy and I used to each ride one along the coast in Florida smoking blunts. Had a good time without a care in the world.
But I will say, scooters are like fat chicks. Fun to ride but you don’t want anyone to see you on it.
This post was edited on 4/3/18 at 6:12 am
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26234 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 6:14 am to
Our small town deflicted woman (loiters at convenience stores all day, occasionally flipping off passers by) acquired a motor scooter. She drives it around town. Some oil field truck is going to take her out because she drives about 20 everywhere. She had a bicycle until she got whacked by a car.
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
11487 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 6:27 am to
I always wanted to get a group of people from work to get some of these and commute like a little swarm.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39568 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 7:26 am to
quote:

That looks like a motorcycle?

Learn how to fricking read, Lou, you dumb motherfricker.

quote:

Looks more like a motorcycle
Posted by thotpocket
Dana Point, CA
Member since Sep 2017
2600 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 7:39 am to
I'd say getting pegged is more beta than anything. Or watching your wife get smashed by a BBC.
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 7:43 am to
quote:

I always wanted to get a group of people from work to get some of these and commute like a little swarm.


Lemme know when and where. Good test for my Bull Bar.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61607 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 8:32 am to
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Hi five bro!!!


Nobody is going to high five a beta like you brah.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48652 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 8:42 am to
Yeah, people who worry about what other people do. Even more than that is the guy who goes online to ask if it's beta.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74657 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 9:11 am to
MY step father-in-law bought him a scooter when he got too old to ride a normal motorcycle any longer. Due to bad knees he could not get his leg over a bike any longer. He bought him a big Yamaha Majesty “touring” scooter. Like this...




He use to ride it everywhere. Even rode it to Daytona with me and some guys one year for bike week. He was able to keep up with the pack with no problem. Had plenty of power. He’s now no longer able to ride it though (he’s over 80 and in bad health) so he sold it about a year ago.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50041 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 9:14 am to
Maybe he is such of a Alpha that he doesn’t give a shite what others think.
This post was edited on 4/3/18 at 9:15 am
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13921 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 9:20 am to
dudes riding a razer scooter?
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22476 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 9:42 am to
Just buy the scooter, and quit bothering us.
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
17102 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 9:51 am to
Anywhere except the US scooters seem to be the preferable mode of transportation, and for good reason. They're cheaper, more economical, and more efficient.

If you don't have to commute outside of town regularly it's actually quite dumb to have a car.
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4793 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 10:11 am to
People that use the terms alpha and beta to describe people.
Posted by Jp1LSU
Fiji
Member since Oct 2005
2542 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 10:17 am to
Most of the people where I live ride a scooter everywhere. We also have about 1 death a week with them. My desire to live keeps me from riding them. As popular as they are I don’t think anyone on my street has one.
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27968 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 10:24 am to
This dude rides a scooter a lot. He is far from Beta and has some hot daughters too.


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