re: Anyone use nextdoor app?

It is a scary app. It lets you know just how many stupid and scary people live nearby.

Nextdoor is for batshit crazy karens

"To the person who rolled through the stop sign yesterday.........."

"To the person whose thought it was appropriate to let your dog urinate on the telephone pole in front of my house......."

"To the waitress who waited on us at Cracker Barrell ......."

"Stay away from the Burger King on Main St. My nuggets were lukewarm and the person at the drive through refused to give me refund"

"Is this snake poisonous?"

They spam the shite out of any assc email

I signed up both mom and I when we moved in 5 years ago. Within 3 months I was done. It’s TOO normal of a neighborhood and although a bunch of the neighbors are signed up it was dead. No excitement, no lost pets, nobody selling nor looking for charity.

Just a quiet suburban neighborhood with apparently quiet, comfortable inhabitants.

I guess I am just an old man but what in the hell is the point?

Someone has a package missing. Call the shipper, file a claim. If they do bupkus you ought not have done business with a shyster. Live and learn. If you get package that is not yours and can't find the address its yours, do with it what you wish.

Dog shitting in the yard? So what. If you don't want animal shite in your yard clean it up. Birds shite in your yard. Deer shite in your yard. Live in some neighborhoods and homeless people will shite in your yard. Chances are pretty good its a stray dog and if not you will probably eventually catch the miscreant walking their dog in your yard. Tell them to quit. Folks in our neighborhood get tore the frick up over dogs shitting in their yards. The time they spend bitching about is about 3 times what it takes to get a walmart sack, pick it up and toss it in the garbage can. It ain't the shite that bothers them, it is the audacity of someone letting their dog shite in their yard....when there is a pretty good chance the dog was a stray or had gotten out without anyone knowing. At the end of the day its just dog shite, clean it up if it bothers you.

Parking in the street. Holy hell. Every house has cars in front in the street. Everyone pretends like its A) the end of the world (its dangerous for the school bus...must tie everything to child safety) and B) they would never, in a billion years, park a car or have a visitor park a car in the street. frick those people.


Garbage cans left at curb or. god forbid, visible from the curb. Again, so what? Folks produce garbage. Be glad its only the can and not the actual garbage strewn all over the neighborhood.


This is a typical one...a strange person in the neighborhood. Almost always accompanied by a mention of the person's race, for some inexplicable reason. Again, so what? Its a free fricking country, there is no reason to expect never encountering a stranger in your neighborhood. If you are truly fearful of strangers lock your shite up and get an alarm system. Better yet move if its real and if it ain't seek some professional help. Living with irrational fears can be crippling.

People speak longingly of a time when they knew their neighbors. frick that. I don't have any desire to know any more fricking people and I sure as shite do not need any more people knowing me. Given a choice between knowing my neighbors and my neighbors ignoring me and allowing me the same luxury I am going with the latter every single time. If, for some reason, you do need to know more people, introduce yourself to your neighbors. Talk to them. When they leave their trash can on the street, let their dog shite on your lawn and have their teen child parking in the street tell them about it, hell, you know them.

You need to join the group for your neighborhood