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Anyone own cats?
Posted on 1/2/16 at 12:37 am
Posted on 1/2/16 at 12:37 am
I ask because I have two dogs, one big and one small, but I want to kill the cat. I make a big pot of cabbage and black eye peas and sit down to enjoy during the football games. This bastard cat jumps up and proceeds to show me that he has a big glob of cat shite glued to his asshair and it makes rotting flesh smell like potpourri. I have to set my food down, chase him and grab by the tail to clean and can't regain my appetite and I got bit. Anyone else hate cats?
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Posted on 1/2/16 at 12:41 am to summersausage
No, but I have a two-year lease on one.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 12:42 am to summersausage
Joe Alleva owns a big arse cat
Posted on 1/2/16 at 12:43 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
That's true. So does Bo Pellini
Posted on 1/2/16 at 12:50 am to summersausage
Had one when I moved in my apartment. The fricker nearly destroyed my carpet, had fleas and refused to even go in the bathroom so I could bathe him and ruined my pizza by jumped squarely on top of the TV tray I was eating on while watching LSU-UF. The fricker is gone. Just got a pup and much happier.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 12:54 am to summersausage
Cats and humans are not meant to live together. May as well have a wild fricking animal living in your house. No cat gives a shite about any human. Only reason they dont kill and eat you in your sleep is youre too big.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 1:16 am to TigerRad
I have two cats and I firmly believe if both were 20-30 pounds heavier I'd be dead.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 1:18 am to MisterFaster
orange cats are awesome. the rest suck. i dont know why, its just the way it is.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 1:20 am to 1LoudTideFan
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orange cats are awesome. the rest suck. i dont know why, its just the way it is.
disagree to a degree. One of my cats is orange and he is absolutely stunning to look at. That being said, I'm pretty sure he wants me dead.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 1:23 am to summersausage
Cats are the devil's back pussy. No thanks.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 1:34 am to summersausage
If you don't have a can of compressed air within arm's reach in every room, that's why your cat is an a-hole.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 1:36 am to summersausage
Pussys hatin pussys
Posted on 1/2/16 at 1:38 am to summersausage
I have several.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 1:39 am to summersausage
Cats recognize losers and don't respect them.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 1:46 am to summersausage
Sup
Posted on 1/2/16 at 2:04 am to summersausage
I have one. He is a year old tuxedo and is awesome. Very friendly and loving. Chases the dogs around as well.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 3:31 am to FenrirTheBeard
'Merica.
This post was edited on 1/2/16 at 3:32 am
Posted on 1/2/16 at 3:35 am to summersausage
My dog stole the thanksgiving turkey once..
Posted on 1/2/16 at 4:42 am to iliveinabox
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My dog stole the thanksgiving turkey once..
My dog weighs all of 10 lbs.
That little bastard ate an entire three piece dinner from Popeyes with fries and a biscuit that the gotdamn cat knocked off the counter.
It was a fricking set up, start to finish.
This post was edited on 1/2/16 at 5:06 am
Posted on 1/2/16 at 5:51 am to RummelTiger
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