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re: Anyone marry the only person they've slept with?

Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:39 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56699 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:39 pm to
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Otherwise..have at it. Sleeping aroynd, imho, is far different than being a 'slut'.



Breesus is right again
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32391 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:40 pm to
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There's always another side of the story.



meaning my wife might feel differently?
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:40 pm to
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did the whole doubles dance many, many times


Elaborate.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:41 pm to
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I can't marry myself.


Says who?
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:42 pm to
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meaning my wife might feel differently?


Your wife, sure. Also the women you slept with in your 20s.

Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150313 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:43 pm to
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some of you that have been burned in the past to understand,
dude if you haven't been 'burned' a couple times by a female then you aren't living right.... They make pills to cure that shite these days.



You know when it's really a son of a bitch? When you let the same girl burn you twice it's a motherfricker explaining that to your doctor
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32391 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:43 pm to
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Your wife, sure. Also the women you slept with in your 20s.



i stated earlier in this thread that my wife is the only one i slept with.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:44 pm to
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i stated earlier in this thread that my wife is the only one i slept with.


I'm not reading all that. 'Grats on the sex.
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32391 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:45 pm to
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'Grats on the sex.



thanks.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29569 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:46 pm to
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sex was awkward and a hard part of our marriage for the first 4 years


This is why you practice all you can prior to marriage dummy.

BTW: Learn how to use your tongue, it'll solve a lot of problems
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
9098 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:46 pm to
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dude if you haven't been 'burned' a couple times by a female then you aren't living right.... They make pills to cure that shite these days.



I can honestly say that I haven't
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:47 pm to
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BTW: Learn how to use your tongue, it'll solve a lot of problems


I'm sure your man friend loves you cleaning his b-hole with your tongue.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56699 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:47 pm to
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dude if you haven't been 'burned' a couple times by a female then you aren't living right.... They make pills to cure that shite these days.



Unless there's some dormant shite in me, it hasn't happened yet (honestly surprised).

Pretty sure all the pussy I've eaten is going to give me HPV induced throat cancer, though.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:49 pm to
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Elaborate


A doubles dance is where the guy with the female (in this case my exhusband and myself) pays for the stripper to perform a one-on-one with the chick while he watches.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56699 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:49 pm to
Damn, cucked by a woman.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:50 pm to
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Honestly? The only time I would ever consider a female a slut..or call her that, I should say..is if she knowingly fricks a married man.

Otherwise..have at it. Sleeping around, imho, is far different than being a 'slut'.



I'll be completely honest, I do sometimes regret not having slept around. I married my high school sweetheart, my first and only, and we are now divorced.

As far as another poster saying I am probably a prude...not hardly. Went to strip clubs with him, did the whole doubles dance many, many times, up on stage in a kiddy pool with a stripper, watched porn with him, etc, etc, etc. Very open minded regarding what I will do, just more selective about with whom I will do thise things with is all.




Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150313 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:51 pm to
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If mental gymnastics was an Olympic sport between the sexes men wouldn't even be able to compete


This this this


The shite women not just tell themselves but actually believe their shite they tell themselves...

Like on bumble yesterday this girl tried to give me the old tried and true line "I'm not that type of girl", it's like I can almost recite the line verbatim for them as its coming out of their dick sucker. And If it wasn't so funny it would be sad. And the thing is I actually think most girls really believe 'they aren't that type of girl' even though every couple weeks they end up in the same boat coming up with the same mental gymnastics... God bless them
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:51 pm to
Nobody ever taught you how to wash off STDs?
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:52 pm to
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A doubles dance is where the guy with the female (in this case my exhusband and myself) pays for the stripper to perform a one-on-one with the chick while he watches.


Oh. I thought we were delving into some 3some talk here. What a fricking rip-off.

Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:54 pm to
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Nobody ever taught you how to wash off STDs


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