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Anyone here ever hook up with a flight attendant?
Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:56 pm
Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:56 pm
Any good stories out there? Meeting outside of a flight doesn't count. I'm talking as a passenger. Probably #1 on my list of professions I'd like to bang.
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:57 pm to Kel Varnsen
Good friend of mine is married to one. She's not that hot, BTW.
Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:57 pm to Kel Varnsen
One asked for my number once but I had a girlfriend at the time. She looked good, too.
Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:58 pm to Kel Varnsen
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Meeting outside of a flight doesn't count. I'm talking as a passenger.
You're watching too much Mad Men.
Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:58 pm to Kel Varnsen
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Any good stories out there? Meeting outside of a flight doesn't count. I'm talking as a passenger. Probably #1 on my list of professions I'd like to bang.
They're only nice to you because it's their job.
Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:58 pm to Kel Varnsen
Prepare to read a bunch of things that never happened so hard.
Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:59 pm to Kel Varnsen
I haven't seen one I'd frick since 2008
Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:59 pm to Kel Varnsen
They hang out with the pilots, not skeezoids that sleeze on them during a flight.
Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:59 pm to Kel Varnsen
I've tried several times to get a number, meet outside of the flight, etc.
Shot down every time.
Shot down every time.
Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:59 pm to Kel Varnsen
I did once on a layover in Amsterdam, in route to the US from the Middle East. Good times...
Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:59 pm to sicboy
I fly a good bit but I've honestly never even tried to talk to one because I'm sure they get hit on way too much. Seems like it'd be nearly impossible to pull off.
Posted on 5/6/15 at 4:00 pm to yellowfin
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I haven't seen one I'd frick since 2008
You can thank the union for that. They are all old as shite now.
The hot ones are usually the 50 year old milfs with boob jobs.
Posted on 5/6/15 at 4:00 pm to yellowfin
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I haven't seen one I'd frick since 2008
It seems like I remember them being younger and hotter when I was young... I guess all those just got old and never were replaced.
Europe has some hotties... but there always seems to be a fruity guy in the mix too.
Posted on 5/6/15 at 4:01 pm to yellowfin
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I haven't seen one I'd frick since 1995
Posted on 5/6/15 at 4:01 pm to touchdownjeebus
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I did once on a layover in Amsterdam, in route to the US from the Middle East. Good times...
KLM has some fine arse flight attendants...
Posted on 5/6/15 at 4:01 pm to Kel Varnsen
Back in the day I'm sure it was a lot easier. But these days flights are completely booked and everyone is jammed in there like sardines.
Unless you're on a private flight, an empty one, or you're a celebrity, seems impossible to pick one up on your flight.
Now at an airport hotel while they are on a layover might work out ok.
Unless you're on a private flight, an empty one, or you're a celebrity, seems impossible to pick one up on your flight.
Now at an airport hotel while they are on a layover might work out ok.
Posted on 5/6/15 at 4:01 pm to Kel Varnsen
oh yeah. I've hooked up with like 50 flight attendants. Their titties are like bags of sand, all of them
Posted on 5/6/15 at 4:02 pm to terd ferguson
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KLM has some fine arse flight attendants...
that is the flight sir, out of Kuwait. Hung out at the Airport casino, then took it from there.
This post was edited on 5/6/15 at 4:04 pm
Posted on 5/6/15 at 4:03 pm to Kel Varnsen
i predict a large amount of truth in this particular thread...
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