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re: Anyone here ever dated a witch?
Posted on 8/9/25 at 7:34 pm to Barstools
Posted on 8/9/25 at 7:34 pm to Barstools
I have a nephew who has been cut off by my sister and her husband. Long story short, he married this crazy arse girl, he had a job better than he would ever get, that my brother helped him get.. And his wife pretty much forced him to quit because she said "they need to better themselves". And well, they have done everything but better themselves.
They have 4 kids I think, he only had two when my sister and her husband decided to take him off of everything. The did a will, then went back and took him off of everything. There is a lot more to it, but his wife is a crazy bitch. She claims to be a witch. He left and moved somewhere in Tennessee, but before he was cut off and everything, I think it was at Christmas at my mom's house one year... Serious as shite his wife said "I am a witch". I realized she was serious and I started laughing.. I was the only one.
After the fact they told me that she is absolutely serious, evidently she posted shite on Facebook. I don't have FB so I didn't know. Evidently she was really offended by me laughing and my mom told me that I should call and apologize.. As crazy as it is, to do it so there wouldn't be any tension the next time everyone is together. I told her I was not going to entertain that crazy shite. She is a grown woman going around saying she is a witch, she needs to learn that shite isn't normal.
Evidently, there is more to it that being a bitch who rides a broom. I was informed that people who identify as "witches" can feel others energy and can emphasize because she can feel when people hurt or some shite. She is a legit basket case and when people are nut.. by accepting some crazy shite like them considering themselves to be a witch, no one is doing any favors. But yeah evidently its a thing. There are nutty bitches out there who call themselves witches.
They have 4 kids I think, he only had two when my sister and her husband decided to take him off of everything. The did a will, then went back and took him off of everything. There is a lot more to it, but his wife is a crazy bitch. She claims to be a witch. He left and moved somewhere in Tennessee, but before he was cut off and everything, I think it was at Christmas at my mom's house one year... Serious as shite his wife said "I am a witch". I realized she was serious and I started laughing.. I was the only one.
After the fact they told me that she is absolutely serious, evidently she posted shite on Facebook. I don't have FB so I didn't know. Evidently she was really offended by me laughing and my mom told me that I should call and apologize.. As crazy as it is, to do it so there wouldn't be any tension the next time everyone is together. I told her I was not going to entertain that crazy shite. She is a grown woman going around saying she is a witch, she needs to learn that shite isn't normal.
Evidently, there is more to it that being a bitch who rides a broom. I was informed that people who identify as "witches" can feel others energy and can emphasize because she can feel when people hurt or some shite. She is a legit basket case and when people are nut.. by accepting some crazy shite like them considering themselves to be a witch, no one is doing any favors. But yeah evidently its a thing. There are nutty bitches out there who call themselves witches.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 7:48 pm to mytigger
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spiritual forces that go beyond her ability to control. And those spirits will interface with you, via influence, obsession, oppression, or even full fledged possession. This is one of those doors that opens up evil (demons) into your life
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:17 pm to Barstools
So she worships Satan. Good luck with that. Children rearing would definitely be an adventure following the Devil’s playbook.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:21 pm to OweO
I’ll take things that never happened for 500 Alex.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:23 pm to Smeg
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She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
Camarillo Brillo from the best of his many good albums.
BTW he is to this day being proven right about his strident statements re government and control.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 9:26 pm to Shamoan
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Throw some holy water on her
Posted on 8/9/25 at 9:29 pm to Barstools
In college I slept with a chick who claimed she was a Wiccan. Does that count?
She wasn’t a good lay if anyone is wondering.
She wasn’t a good lay if anyone is wondering.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 10:11 pm to SlapahoeTribe
Ok big fricking deal. What kind of witch? There are many many types from white witches to Wiccan’s to dark witches and satanic ones.
It’s like autism, there is a huge spectrum from it being a hobby or way to connect to nature to human blood sacrifices. The only good thing is that I have never heard of many black witches outing themselves like that. Ask them to tell you more about all this.
A few examples, again they can all be white (good witches) to black (dark, typically evil witches.
While there isn't a definitive list of exactly 22 types of witches, different sources categorize witchcraft practices in various ways. Common types of witches include Eclectic, Green, Kitchen, Cosmic, Hedge, Sea, Elemental, Ceremonial, Hereditary, Solitary, Crystal, Dianic, and Lunar witches. These categories often overlap and reflect different focuses and traditions within witchcraft.
Here's a breakdown of some of the most commonly discussed types:
Focusing on Practice:
Eclectic Witch:
These witches draw from various traditions and beliefs to create their own unique practice.
Green Witch:
Green witches have a strong connection to nature, particularly plants and herbs, and use them in their magic.
Kitchen Witch:
This type focuses on using household ingredients and practices in their magic, often incorporating cooking and baking.
Cosmic Witch:
Cosmic witches are deeply connected to astrology, astronomy, and the energies of the cosmos, often working with lunar cycles and celestial events.
Hedge Witch:
Hedge witches are known for their ability to traverse between the physical and spiritual realms, often working with spirits and guides.
Sea Witch:
Sea witches have a strong affinity for water and its associated energies, often working with oceans, lakes, and rivers.
Elemental Witch:
These witches focus on one or more of the classical elements (earth, air, fire, water) and their associated energies.
Ceremonial Witch:
Ceremonial witches often follow structured rituals and practices, sometimes incorporating elements from various magical traditions.
Crystal Witch:
Crystal witches work with the energies and properties of crystals and gemstones in their practice.
Focusing on Tradition or Lineage:
Hereditary Witch: These witches come from a lineage of practitioners, inheriting knowledge and practices through their family.
Solitary Witch: Solitary witches practice alone, without the need for a coven or group.
Dianic Witch: Dianic witches often focus on the goddess and feminine energy, and may be associated with feminist spirituality.
Other Notions:
Lunar Witch: Similar to a Cosmic Witch, but with a more specific focus on the moon and its cycles.
Baby Witch: This term is sometimes used to describe someone new to witchcraft or exploring different paths.
Faerie Witch: These witches work with faeries and nature spirits.
It's important to note that these are just some of the ways that witchcraft can be categorized, and many practitioners may identify with multiple categories or create their own unique blend of practices. The term "witch" itself is broad and encompasses a wide range of beliefs and practices.
It’s like autism, there is a huge spectrum from it being a hobby or way to connect to nature to human blood sacrifices. The only good thing is that I have never heard of many black witches outing themselves like that. Ask them to tell you more about all this.
A few examples, again they can all be white (good witches) to black (dark, typically evil witches.
While there isn't a definitive list of exactly 22 types of witches, different sources categorize witchcraft practices in various ways. Common types of witches include Eclectic, Green, Kitchen, Cosmic, Hedge, Sea, Elemental, Ceremonial, Hereditary, Solitary, Crystal, Dianic, and Lunar witches. These categories often overlap and reflect different focuses and traditions within witchcraft.
Here's a breakdown of some of the most commonly discussed types:
Focusing on Practice:
Eclectic Witch:
These witches draw from various traditions and beliefs to create their own unique practice.
Green Witch:
Green witches have a strong connection to nature, particularly plants and herbs, and use them in their magic.
Kitchen Witch:
This type focuses on using household ingredients and practices in their magic, often incorporating cooking and baking.
Cosmic Witch:
Cosmic witches are deeply connected to astrology, astronomy, and the energies of the cosmos, often working with lunar cycles and celestial events.
Hedge Witch:
Hedge witches are known for their ability to traverse between the physical and spiritual realms, often working with spirits and guides.
Sea Witch:
Sea witches have a strong affinity for water and its associated energies, often working with oceans, lakes, and rivers.
Elemental Witch:
These witches focus on one or more of the classical elements (earth, air, fire, water) and their associated energies.
Ceremonial Witch:
Ceremonial witches often follow structured rituals and practices, sometimes incorporating elements from various magical traditions.
Crystal Witch:
Crystal witches work with the energies and properties of crystals and gemstones in their practice.
Focusing on Tradition or Lineage:
Hereditary Witch: These witches come from a lineage of practitioners, inheriting knowledge and practices through their family.
Solitary Witch: Solitary witches practice alone, without the need for a coven or group.
Dianic Witch: Dianic witches often focus on the goddess and feminine energy, and may be associated with feminist spirituality.
Other Notions:
Lunar Witch: Similar to a Cosmic Witch, but with a more specific focus on the moon and its cycles.
Baby Witch: This term is sometimes used to describe someone new to witchcraft or exploring different paths.
Faerie Witch: These witches work with faeries and nature spirits.
It's important to note that these are just some of the ways that witchcraft can be categorized, and many practitioners may identify with multiple categories or create their own unique blend of practices. The term "witch" itself is broad and encompasses a wide range of beliefs and practices.
This post was edited on 8/9/25 at 10:31 pm
Posted on 8/9/25 at 10:21 pm to Barstools
The venn diagram of the “I am a witch” and the “I’m a suburban princess who had problems with my parents, smoke a ton of weed now, wear black, and got my septum pierced” has got to be a pair of nearly overlapping circles.
If she was wearing black, could you see the cat hair on her? Guarantee she’s got 3-4.
If she was wearing black, could you see the cat hair on her? Guarantee she’s got 3-4.
This post was edited on 8/9/25 at 10:27 pm
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