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re: Anyone Here Date a Gymnast?????
Posted on 4/14/17 at 9:09 pm to BoardReader
Posted on 4/14/17 at 9:09 pm to BoardReader
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I swear putting a hand down there was like having a horse eat oats out of the palm of your hand.
I lost it when I read this the first time, and keep laughing every time I see someone quote it
Posted on 4/14/17 at 9:37 pm to Charlie Arglist
In college I did. It was like rolling around with a flexible tree trunk. Girl was short and muscular as hell.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 9:46 pm to Charlie Arglist
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I just want to know about the sex!!!!!
I banged a former gymnast while I was in school.
Her body was still pretty muscular. We didn't do any weird positions or anything. There wasn't anything special about it. I wasn't actually that into it because she was kind of like a ball of muscle. They don't usually have the most feminine bodies.
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I swear putting a hand down there was like having a horse eat oats out of the palm of your hand.
This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 4/14/17 at 9:48 pm to Charlie Arglist
It's awesome!!!!!!!
Posted on 4/14/17 at 9:51 pm to Charlie Arglist
This one girl in college wasn't one at the time, but apparently did it a lot through HS.
We only rolled around a couple times, but she would squeeze my dick while inside her and it was almost insta-nut. She would do it right after she finished, which I thought was a convenient trick for her.
She was a strange one. Not especially hot, but nice body of course.
We only rolled around a couple times, but she would squeeze my dick while inside her and it was almost insta-nut. She would do it right after she finished, which I thought was a convenient trick for her.
She was a strange one. Not especially hot, but nice body of course.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 10:17 pm to GRTiger
I dated one in college and The coach put so many food restrictions on them that this girl actually got turned on by really good meals and food.
I mean you haven't lived until you Banged a chick from behind at the sink while she eats a whole chicken right out of the package with her bare hands like an animal.
I mean you haven't lived until you Banged a chick from behind at the sink while she eats a whole chicken right out of the package with her bare hands like an animal.
This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 10:18 pm
Posted on 4/14/17 at 10:21 pm to SDTiger15
Friend of mine dated one in college & he said the first few times they had sex, she would wrap her legs around him & tell him he was not going anywhere till she was through. And he said she meant it. And he did not go anywhere. He laughed the first time he told this story & said he was scared shitless to go down on her. Fearing suffocation.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 10:34 pm to Charlie Arglist
Gymnasts develop a great deal of flexibility along with extraordinary muscular development over their entire bodies
What'she not to like?
Posted on 4/14/17 at 10:37 pm to Charlie Arglist
No but I fricked a comedienne for a few months in college 
Posted on 4/14/17 at 11:10 pm to Charlie Arglist
I dated the uneven bars NCAA champion when at UGA. Not very attractive from the waist up when naked. Broad shoulders and a flat chest. Hips down was another story. Most gymnast are just to stocky up top.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 11:34 pm to Charlie Arglist
I had my Gallbladder taken out by a former hot LSU gymnast.
This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 11:35 pm
Posted on 4/14/17 at 11:36 pm to Charlie Arglist
HJ from a gymnast is like having a stone mason jerk you off with all the callouses on their hands.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:34 am to Charlie Arglist
2 pages and no Seinfeld reference.

Posted on 4/15/17 at 7:12 am to TejasHorn
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This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode.
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2 pages and no Seinfeld reference.
It was on page one.
This post was edited on 4/15/17 at 7:14 am
Posted on 4/15/17 at 8:05 am to Charlie Arglist
Yes. And it was great.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 8:16 am to Charlie Arglist
I dated one for about 7 months batshit-crazy. sex was very good.
Loved to try weird shite. Sex on the steps was her specialty. Asked me the marry her had to geax then. Thanks for the reminder.
Loved to try weird shite. Sex on the steps was her specialty. Asked me the marry her had to geax then. Thanks for the reminder.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 8:20 am to BoardReader
Who would down vote this?
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