Anyone have a stuttering cat?

**A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th
grade students. "Human beings are the only
animals that stutter," she said.**

**A little girl raises her hand. "I had a
kitty-cat who stuttered."**

**The teacher, knowing how precious some of
these stories could become, asked the girl to
describe the incident.**

**"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard
with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next
door got a running start and before we knew it,
he jumped over the fence into our yard!"**

**"That must've been scary," said the teacher.**

**"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty
raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!,
Ffffff!, but before she could say "frick!," the
Rottweiler ate her!**

**The teacher had to leave the room.**