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Anyone ever tell their wife to go sleep on the couch?
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:06 pm
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:06 pm
I did. Snore sounds like a freight train. Told her to bring it to the living room.
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Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:07 pm to DustyDinkleman
Sorry you have a overweight wife
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:12 pm to DustyDinkleman
Yep. Just never out loud.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 12:24 am to DustyDinkleman
Once I hit the sack IDGAF what anyone else is doing or where.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 12:56 am to DustyDinkleman
hard to disconnect my right hand from my body
Posted on 11/9/18 at 12:58 am to DustyDinkleman
I don’t have a deathwish. So no
Posted on 11/9/18 at 5:51 am to DustyDinkleman
Get earplugs. I have been sleeping with earplugs for years now. Sleep has been great.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 6:11 am to CobraCommander83
Posted on 11/9/18 at 6:16 am to DustyDinkleman
This is some old school alpha practice.
Last seen up close by my dad 5 years ago.
He don’t give a frick. If the house was big enough they would sleep in seperate rooms every night.
Last seen up close by my dad 5 years ago.
He don’t give a frick. If the house was big enough they would sleep in seperate rooms every night.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 6:24 am to DustyDinkleman
I like “sleeping” with my wife, so no.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 6:25 am to DustyDinkleman
Why don't you tell here she need to lose weight while you are at it.
Hope you have your affairs in order.
Hope you have your affairs in order.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 6:30 am to Paul B Ammer
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Why don't you tell here she need to lose weight while you are at it.
That usually comes after she complains the couch is too small.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 6:30 am to DustyDinkleman
I've never slept on the couch but my ex wife did several times after a disagreement. frick that. I'm sleeping in my bed regardless if she's pissed at me or not
Posted on 11/9/18 at 6:38 am to DustyDinkleman
Yep. The moment I found out she was cheating.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 6:46 am to Spaceman Spiff
Oh shite
Posted on 11/9/18 at 6:54 am to DustyDinkleman
I haven't, but I'd love to be a fly on the wall when somebody does.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 7:16 am to Bow dude72
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Oh shite
When the spouse cheats they no longer deserve to be in the marital bed. And, that helps in the divorce, too.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 7:17 am to Bama and Beer
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I'm sleeping in my bed regardless if she's pissed at me or not
Yep, mine has been on the couch for the last 2 nights and probably going on 3
Posted on 11/9/18 at 7:18 am to oVo
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Sorry you have a overweight wife
Don’t feel too sorry. There are a lot of benefits. You may be the one missing out.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 7:29 am to DustyDinkleman
Realize that sleeping on a futon when you're 30 is not the worst thing. You know what's worse, sleeping in a king bed next to a wife you're not really in love with but for some reason you married, and you got a couple kids, and you got a job you hate. You'll be laying there fantasizing about sleeping on a futon. There's no risk when you go after a dream. There's a tremendous amount to risk to playing it safe.
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