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Anyone ever really stop and think about how retarded sports are?

Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:40 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:40 pm
Grown men sitting around cheering other half naked men on as they play with balls?

What has happened to us as a society? It used to be we would man up and do things that were considered much more productive in life like starting and participating in world wars.

Now we just sit around and play with balls. Not necessarily anything wrong with that; but if we're going to play with a set, let's play like MEN.

The more I think about it, the less I understand the lure of sports.
This post was edited on 9/4/16 at 11:41 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:41 pm to
Cut the mushroom tea recipe in half next time, bro.
Posted by Costanza
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:42 pm to
This loss is really hitting you hard.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:42 pm to
Posted by MrLarson
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:44 pm to
That is a new approach for dealing with a shitty game.

Let's go bomb some people
Posted by Ed Osteen
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:45 pm to
I don't think we are watching the same sports
Posted by meeple
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:47 pm to


ETA:

The older I have gotten, the less I find myself interested in sports as much as other things. I still check in on the couple of teams that I am in ways tied to, but gone are the days when I can dedicate 6-8 hours out of a weekend to watch them. If there is a big game and I can watch it with friends, I do that occasionally.

Since this has happened, I find myself more interested in reading and spending time with family, and doing things outdoors like hiking, biking and working on projects that fill up my time.
This post was edited on 9/4/16 at 11:59 pm
Posted by fr33manator
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:53 pm to
contact sports are a modern iteration of tribal combat.

There is something in our primal essence that craves them.

You don your tribal colors and watch battle by proxy. Studies have shown your testosterone levels can rise and fall depending on how good your team is doing.

So no, they aren't as stupid as you think.
Posted by bigrob385series
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Member since May 2014
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:53 pm to
quote:

other half naked men on as they play with balls?
wtf kind of sports are you watching?i like the type of sports where there is a reward besides vanity...such as fishing
Posted by rebeloke
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:54 pm to
You da forst
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:56 pm to
What fricking sports are you watching with half naked men??
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:58 pm to
Extremely stupid when you get down to it.

If people would pay even a small bit of that attention to stuff that actually mattered, this world would be a better place.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:59 pm to
Oh yeah. It's pretty fricking absurd. It's the glorification of entertainment. You can go down quite a rabbit hole if you think about it. It's a good part of what Infinite Jest by DFW is about.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 9/4/16 at 11:59 pm to
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contact sports are a modern iteration of tribal combat.

It would be better if it was actual combat.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 9/5/16 at 12:00 am to
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Extremely stupid when you get down to it.


If you were to take organized contact sports away, violence would go up.

It's a relatively healthy outlet.

Think about all the young men who would be without purpose if there were no sports.

Without a war to be fought or people to be conquered what do you think would happen with all that brimming testosterone?
This post was edited on 9/5/16 at 12:01 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 9/5/16 at 12:01 am to
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It would be better if it was actual combat



I'm all for bringing back gladiatorial battles.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 9/5/16 at 12:01 am to
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cheering other half naked men on as they play with balls?



What sport are you watching because I damn sure am not watching any sport like that.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77963 posts
Posted on 9/5/16 at 12:02 am to
quote:

Without a war to be fought or people to be conquered what do you think would happen with all that brimming testosterone?
Masturbation?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77963 posts
Posted on 9/5/16 at 12:02 am to
quote:

I'm all for bringing back gladiatorial battles.
Agreed. Would be awesome.
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 9/5/16 at 12:10 am to
Studying sports is a great way to learn how to take advantage of the gullible masses.
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