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re: Anyone ever drop a baby?

Posted on 12/30/22 at 4:56 pm to
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
33359 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 4:56 pm to
I cracked the front windshield of her car riding in her arms in the front seat.
Posted by AUturfguy
Member since Aug 2017
165 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 4:57 pm to
Best advice i recieved when wife(no pics) was pregnant with our son. "You dont have to be all careful and shiyat,those bastards are pretty durable"
Posted by Buck Futter
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2019
479 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 4:59 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42554 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 5:22 pm to
I almost dropped my oldest - we were doing a hand off thing after a diaper change - I thought I was going to drop her but I didn’t

She’s really smart, so I should’ve done that to the other ones I guess
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37596 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 5:23 pm to
Yep. They survived.
Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
6160 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 5:26 pm to
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This bitch dropped my arse on my head. Turned out ok, I guess.


I beg to differ.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98390 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 5:27 pm to
My one year old nephew, but I didn't drop him, more like let him roll off the bed. I got interested in a football game, set him down for a minute and the next thing I know he's on the floor and hollering. Luckily he landed on carpet and no harm done. I never told anybody about it.
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
17004 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 5:27 pm to
Both ours rolled off the changing table less than 1, happened to me and wife… they are quick if you look away for a second. Cried right away, no signs of trauma. we felt pretty bad but they are resilient
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10489 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 5:27 pm to
I haven’t told this story to a soul till now but when my daughter was like 2 months old I got up with her when she was crying. Her bed was in our bedroom so I took her to the couch in the living room and laid down with her on my chest. That was a bad decision. I fell asleep and woke up and she was not on my chest anymore. I about flipped out in panic and looked down and she was laying on the floor below sound asleep. Lucky for me (and her) we had plush carpet. She is 14 now and seems ok except she thinks she is 30 and smarter than both her parents now. Now that I think about it, perhaps that’s what has caused this issue.
Posted by MintBerry Crunch
Member since Nov 2010
4864 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 5:29 pm to
Mine squirmed out of my arm during my family Christmas party while I was trying to wrangle my toddler. Fell from ahigh in front of everyone. I broke her fall with my leg though. She was fine. Kids are tough.
This post was edited on 12/30/22 at 5:30 pm
Posted by PappaSwolio
tGeneral’s Army
Member since Sep 2022
901 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 5:44 pm to
Never got dropped, but parents let me crawl off their bed that was like 4 feet off the ground and they also closed my head in a car door as I was getting out
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
42888 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 5:46 pm to
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Wife and I took him to ER who pronounced him as completely and totally fine.

when our daughter was just learning to stand up, she got up on her feet in her high chair and before either of us could get to her she took a dive out of the chair and landed forehead first on vinyl flooring over concrete =+> loud Ka-RACK! like a rifle shot - scooped her up in one motion and sped to an emergency room. Inspection showed nothing wrong - fine as a fiddle. not even a mark.

about six months later, she was crawling on a carpeted floor and tripped forward hitting her forehead on the floor - no sound, she just got up and continued crawling. When she turned around, she had a nasty bruise the size of a golfball on her forehead. = repeat scoop and rush to emergency room ==> again no damage - nothing wrong.

She is all grown up now and still doing fine.

thank God for everything
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25720 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 5:46 pm to
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3552 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 5:48 pm to
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mom


Pics?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124636 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 5:49 pm to
Please take my picture down Byrdybyrd
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25720 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 5:50 pm to
I thought that was Governor Edwards picture from his younger days…..
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132592 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 5:53 pm to
Nice try police department
Posted by geauxpurple
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2014
12550 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 5:53 pm to
Too bad the statute of limitations has run or you could sue her.
Posted by BigLSUNut
Prairieville, La.
Member since Oct 2007
1293 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 6:16 pm to
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So my mom dropped me. ...... This bitch dropped my arse on my head.


Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 6:19 pm to
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So my mom dropped me. Common fun subject for the holidays. This bitch dropped my arse on my head. Turned out ok, I guess. She feels really bad, even 40 years later. What you say baws?

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