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re: Anyone ever create a badass new meal while sloppy drunk?

Posted on 3/13/26 at 8:40 pm to
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13777 posts
Posted on 3/13/26 at 8:40 pm to
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mean high? Yeah, every time


Im truly convinced my stoned meals could earn a Michelin star
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
6052 posts
Posted on 3/13/26 at 8:50 pm to
Often. I just can’t remember the recipes.
Posted by zippyputt
Member since Jul 2005
7057 posts
Posted on 3/13/26 at 8:51 pm to
Zapp’s Crawtater nachos in the air fryer.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122040 posts
Posted on 3/13/26 at 8:57 pm to
Chocolate grits. I didn't actually cook the grits, I just made the suggestion to put the chocolate syrup used to make chocolate milk, on them. And I wasn't sloppy drunk, however; marijuana intake happened.

Its not every good when you are not under the influence.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122040 posts
Posted on 3/13/26 at 9:01 pm to
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A can of blue runner red beans spread between two pieces of bread.


Blue runner is the best red beans in a can, but I don't think I could eat red beans in between two pieces of bread.... Sober. I could see that saturating the bread and falling apart. But maybe in a hot dog bun...What about sausage in a bun, topped with red beans?
Posted by Cell of Awareness
Member since Jan 2024
1531 posts
Posted on 3/13/26 at 9:17 pm to
Reheated some good chicken and sausage jambalaya and melted mozzarella on top.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
31591 posts
Posted on 3/13/26 at 9:20 pm to
Ritz cracker, smear of cream cheese, dab of pepper jelly, slice of summer sausage

Not my recipe, but they are freaking great.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31587 posts
Posted on 3/13/26 at 9:23 pm to
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Ritz cracker, smear of cream cheese, dab of pepper jelly, slice of summer sausage

Not my recipe, but they are freaking great.

Imma go try that now.
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
6477 posts
Posted on 3/13/26 at 9:25 pm to
Drunk and fishing. White bread, bologna, processed cheese, mustard and mayonnaise. Guiness. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, puke.
Posted by jasonbr1975
Lafayette, LA
Member since Sep 2024
1951 posts
Posted on 3/13/26 at 10:55 pm to
Potato salad between two pieces of garlic bread. Potato salad sandwich.
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
10899 posts
Posted on 3/13/26 at 11:00 pm to
Deli ham fried slightly crispy in worcestershire and american cheese
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
2121 posts
Posted on 3/13/26 at 11:28 pm to
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A can of blue runner red beans spread between two pieces of bread.


That’s a cornerstore on rye.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
31591 posts
Posted on 3/13/26 at 11:33 pm to
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Imma go try that now.

Let me know what you think.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11293 posts
Posted on 3/13/26 at 11:37 pm to
Good luck on Shark Tank with your Pastaman Curry.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6671 posts
Posted on 3/13/26 at 11:45 pm to
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Was introduced to 'scrambled eggs and chili' by a drunk buddy.


Camellia Grill does a damned good chili omelet.

As for the OP, 20 minutes ago I heated a tortilla in a cast iron skillet with a layer of sharp cheddar on top, a link of sausage above that with fried jalapeños sprinkled on it. When the cheese melted, the tortilla was rolled up like an egg roll. Wasn't badass, but wasn't too bad either.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31587 posts
Posted on 3/13/26 at 11:47 pm to
Good stuff. Paired well with my Miller Lite.
Posted by Dallaswho
Texas
Member since Dec 2023
3576 posts
Posted on 3/13/26 at 11:52 pm to
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Good luck on Shark Tank with your Pastaman Curry.


Got the catchphrase, just not the taste. Massaman is a simple enough dish to prepare shitfaced if you can stay up for another hour but nobody seems to dig pasta instead of rice.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9742 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 12:33 am to
Peanut butter omelette
Posted by Woolfpack
Member since Jun 2021
1695 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 6:46 am to
Tiny ham and Doritos sandwiches.

If you match up the Doritos you can call it gourmet ham and Doritos sandwiches
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36006 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 6:56 am to
Yes, my own version of a taco pizza with a pizazz cooker

Start with a Red Baron Mexican Pizza, add jalapenos, layer on cheese (mexican or mozzarella) cook until crust is golden brown and cheese is melted. Remove from cooker add shredded lettuce and tomatoes then add taco sauce to each slice.
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