re: Anyone ever been arrested…what for?

DUI a long time ago. I went to the middle of a res road because someone had their trash can in the road so I took a wide birth. Cop saw it and pulled me over. I talked well, im very functioning, and he smelled it. Kept it respectful, blew a .12 I think? Ride in the front seat. I was young and after my picture I asked the guy in pure innocence "so how does this work? Do i just pick the biggest guy and kick his arse?" And he laughed and said no, this isnt prison, it isn't like that. I ended up in a multi person cell by myself though, so I figured they decided to just play it safe instead of sticking the big confused drunk guy in a cell with others after processing with no priors.

I learned my lesson, before you get too judgy. As they told me, this happens to a lot of people, and most people learn a lesson and don't let it happen again. The 10000$ thing is real. No one gives two shits about you, which i get, but I ended up doing 9 months of my 12 with a breathalyzer without them counting. Paid the expensive fees for absolutely nothing and ended up doing 21 months with it in my vehicle.

Not arrested but detained because I resembled a fugitive. Honestly, I looked a lot like him. LOL