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re: Anybody else afraid of their wife?
Posted on 7/25/19 at 8:34 pm to ksayetiger
Posted on 7/25/19 at 8:34 pm to ksayetiger
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Am I afraid she will kick my arse?
No.
Am I afraid of her wrath?
Yep.
Damn skippy. You thought you could confide your deepest thoughts to her when you said I do. Turns out you married a prosecutor.
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Posted on 7/25/19 at 8:36 pm to patnuh
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I’ve got mind control over my wife. When she comes around, I’ll be quiet. When she leaves, I’ll be talking again.
I've got the power of transfiguration. When she comes around I turn into a possum and play dead.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 8:37 pm to Booyow
quote:
She sounds fat
She is, PHAT.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 8:38 pm to fallguy_1978
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Did you bang the neighbor or do you want to tell her she sucks at loading the dishwasher? I'm going to need an example of severity.
Even worse, I saved myself till marriage and said I do.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 8:39 pm to Mud_Till_May
Happy life, happy wife. Her happiness isn’t my responsibility. Either get on board or there’s the door.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 8:40 pm to OutDamSpot
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Buckle up dude, isnt she pregnant? Let the hormone rollercoaster begin!
I ran off to the store and got those prenatal vitamins.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 8:43 pm to Mud_Till_May
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Betas dont have wives.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 8:44 pm to Mud_Till_May
My wife's family is Sicilian. Need I say more ?
Posted on 7/25/19 at 8:58 pm to Mud_Till_May
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I ran off to the store and got those prenatal vitamins.
I would also suggest buying a few of her favorite chocolate or snacks and stash them in a hiding place. Odds are she is gonna crave them at some point and you can be the hero by already having it on hand.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 9:54 pm to OutDamSpot
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I would also suggest buying a few of her favorite chocolate or snacks and stash them in a hiding place. Odds are she is gonna crave them at some point and you can be the hero by already having it on hand.
Thats a good idea.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:02 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:She really doesn’t give a shite about what you say or do.
I just don't want to talk about all the things I say and do that she doesn't agree with.
She does things that a normal husband wouldn’t agree with.
In your heart you know I’m right.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:03 pm to Mud_Till_May
Nah. Not me
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:06 pm to Mud_Till_May
Isn’t your wife pregnant? You better get on her good side for that preggo sex or somebody else will.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:08 pm to Mud_Till_May
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Betas dont have wives.
But you just made a thread about your wife.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:29 pm to Mud_Till_May
delete
This post was edited on 7/29/19 at 9:08 am
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:36 pm to OysterPoBoy
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preggo sex
Nothing sexier than shaving the snatch of your wife in her third trimester when it is swollen to the point of thinking it’s going to pop then going to town on it, only to realize a few days later that nothing you will ever do will hurt said snatch.
Pregnant women are a divine delicacy.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:43 pm to Mud_Till_May
Yep, I want to wake up in the morning
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:51 pm to 4LSU2
quote:Second Trimester = Winner
Pregnant women are a divine delicacy.
(Personal opinion)
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:03 pm to soccerfüt
I’m an early to middle third man myself.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:04 pm to Mud_Till_May
You're becoming the new oweo/gnome.
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