re: Anybody else afraid of their wife?

All trimesters. The first one after you find out she’s expecting, if you’re lucky and there isn’t much nausea yet, is time to go to town. Throw all the condoms away and let it fly. Second is when things get juicy and hormones are running wild. 4-6 nights a week. Third is great too knowing that there’s going to be a dry spell coming up after the baby is born. Get it in while you can and thankfully she’s still in the mood. You have to get more used to awkward positions but it’s worth it.