Any of you baws concoct the rarest of treats for their little baws and bawettes on this

Blustery day?

Snow Ice Cream!

Scrape a bunch of that snowy goodness off the cars that have been parked outside. Be careful to stay away from potential bird droppings and just get the outer layers of snow (you don’t want to be scratching up the clear coat on the F250’s)

Now take your collected bounty inside quickly and add a mixture of sugar, real vanilla extract (none of that fake shite) and half and half or heavy cream. Whip it up a bit and serve immediately to your little baws who are in dire need of refreshments after a hard morning of snowman construction and snowball fights.

Pro tip: make an extra batch and put into the freezer (make sure to date it as we don’t want anyone getting sick) and pull it out and savor on the one year anniversary of the great blizzard of 2017.