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re: Any ideas on how to handle neighbor from Hell?

Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:11 pm to
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:11 pm to
Unless she is breaking a law, the police will do nothing for you.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
156729 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:14 pm to
The police can't take immediate action, correct. But they can have it on record; in case this lady's OCD, drives her to violence or worse. I would tell the officer that hubbabubba's wife is a Saint and it is worrisome that if a blade of grass blows towards her property next, what the loon lady may do.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
137014 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

Unless she is breaking a law, the police will do nothing for you.


I'm pretty sure climbing a ladder to yell at your neighbor daily is harassment
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
156729 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

1) Video her crazy rants.
2) Post to YouTube
C) Profit

Or burn her house down.

And definitely sneak into her back yard when she isn't home and pee in her pool.

You should probably also launch some dog turds into her pool at night. Collect from someone else's dog that either has much bigger or smaller turds than yours, for deniability.


Now this is an idea. Put a baby ruth candy bar in her pool. Start out with maybe one. They look just like turds. She will be so busy freaking out she will leave you alone. Go buy a buncha bunnies and let them lose in her backyard.
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
48703 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

Pure bull shite there.


Nope. It's called adverse possession and, if done unimpeded, the adverse possessor becomes the lawful owner in ten years under acquisitive prescription.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5805 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:36 pm to
We have a neighbor just like that. We solved the problem by getting a restraining order. She is a bully and only stopped when the court made her. It helped that we taped some of her antics for the judge to see. I don't think he believed us about how bad it was until he saw the video
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
137014 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

Go buy a buncha bunnies and let them lose in her backyard.


They'll probably end up in a pot of boiling water on his stove.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13103 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:37 pm to
bbvdd

Sorry for the down vote on the fence cutting post.

I was laughing at your post and hit the wrong button.
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
4369 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 8:12 pm to
It would be REALLY unfortunate if her yard just started sprouting "Running Bamboo" all over her yard... Just make sure you build a concrete wall under the fence line.

Running Bamboo Nightmare
Posted by carlysstiger
Southeast Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
497 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 8:18 pm to
Get your neighbor, Bill, involved. It will look even worse on her If both of yall have recordings. After both of you have enough evidence, 3-4 weeks, go legal with attorneys/police. Once she is stoped legally, have a weekend of fun. Spend your whole weekend doing stuff she hates. Get Bill involved as well.

Profit!!
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4394 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 8:31 pm to
Honestly.....id have left up the old fence. Most HOA's requires you to cut your property line, and must be able to access. As soon as that grass got waist high call HOA, and I bet they'd have come knocking real quick on her door. At that point it's her problem to get a 1' area between two fences cut ESPECIALLY if it's a drainage area. Sometimes you need to fight fire with fire.
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
7999 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 8:38 pm to
Sounds like my ex. You live in Walker?
Posted by TigerGyp
Lafayette
Member since May 2006
979 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 8:46 pm to
Dead skunk thrown into her new swimming pool. She'll get the message. Also a candy bar or two thrown into her pool will wreck her water like you won't believe.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 9:01 pm to
wow man !!!











move bro...and sell the rights to hollywood
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
8847 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 9:13 pm to
If zoning will allow it put in a small hog farm. If not, you can move more people with a gallon of gas than with a fleet of u-Hauls.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
34877 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 9:16 pm to
Seriously wtf is wrong with some of you people? Really he should move?

Some of yall are god damned pussies. You dont beat a bully by running and tattle telling like a fricking kid. That shite didnt work in school and it doesn't work as adults.

Bullies only understand when they get punched in the damn mouth and realize you aren't somebody to frick with. Now i am not suggesting you actually punch the women but you need to fight fire with a damn blow torch. You have gotten plenty of good ideas on here.

Start by doing everything she hates and pissing her off worse. Record her antics and upload to youtube, do the bamboo trick, do the sprinklers. GO TO MOTHER frickING WAR WITH THIS BITCH.

Maybe i am just an a-hole, but if one of my neighbors acted like this, i would having them moving in under 6 months because i would make their life a living hell.

Police and hoa aren't going to do shite. Its up to you to put this bitch in her place and for gods sake film this so the OT can live vicariously through you.
This post was edited on 3/7/16 at 9:26 pm
Posted by Kim Jong Ir
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2008
54063 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

Nope. It's called adverse possession and, if done unimpeded, the adverse possessor becomes the lawful owner in ten years under acquisitive prescription.


It would take 30 years absent good faith and title, neither of which would be the case here.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 9:24 pm to
I pick n choose my battles

I'm too old to be fussin and fighting with a looney tunes like that



Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
34877 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 9:28 pm to
I guess its because i am 33 and an a-hole, but i would love for one of my neighbors to try something like this. I live to see how big of an a-hole i can be and get away with it.

Only thing that would concern me is if shite is truely batshit crazy and is maybe violent because i would not want her to hurt my kids or something like that.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 9:41 pm to
one of the problems with screwball neighbors is

the incidents creep up on you [ where you just did not record events etc for the police ] and so by the time this dawns on you....the missed opportunities are huge, and probably were enuf for court if only...


for me...
I have had to take one to court....then I walked out so as not to cave into consessions,
my lawyer said it was a brilliant move.

and now, I just ignore them as if they don't exist.
can't argue with a drunk or a communist

lifes too short for me to go on some kinda offensive
now that the case is over and she has nothing I'm aware of for her to build a case

I got things to do

I really do feel for ya

This post was edited on 3/7/16 at 9:47 pm
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