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re: Any advice for married man who wants sex?
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:12 pm to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:12 pm to Mud_Till_May
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Who are you kidding? Married people dont sleep in the same bed.
We have for almost 17 years
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Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:13 pm to Mud_Till_May
Be very upfront and give her some advanced notice.
Tell her that you are going to have sex on Friday night. Then tell her that you hope that it is with her.
This advice comes courtesy of my friend yellowfin
Tell her that you are going to have sex on Friday night. Then tell her that you hope that it is with her.
This advice comes courtesy of my friend yellowfin
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:13 pm to Mud_Till_May
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No, I just whine that she never gives it to me and then she gets mad. Its a never ending cycle.
Stop whining about it. Never talk about sex to her again. She’s no longer your sexual partner.
Say this with me: she does not want to have sex with you. She finds you sexually unattractive. She might still love you, but you don’t turn her on. At all.
Start working on yourself as if you are building a new life away from her. Get in shape. Find hobbies. Leave the house. Take care of your own wants and desires.
You are responsible for your needs and not hers. If you have children, you’re responsible for theirs but no one else’s.
For all the harpy behavior your wife brings home, respond to it with silence or amusement. Her feelings and attitude no longer have an impact on you.
If you’re attracted to her still, flirt with her as if she’s a sexual object. Use her for practice with running game on women. If she softens up on you a bit, initiate sex but never talk about it. If she says no, ignore it and go do something else.
Focus on you. She might respond. She might not. You might get divorced. You’ll be happier.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:14 pm to Rouge
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Be very upfront and give her some advanced notice.
Tell her that you are going to have sex on Friday night. Then tell her that you hope that it is with her.
This advice comes courtesy of my friend yellowfin
Damn, must be a lawyer.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:14 pm to Mud_Till_May
you did this thread like two weeks ago
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:15 pm to Mud_Till_May
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Its been 30 years.
You really want to frick someone that old? Get a young girlfriend. Shouldn’t be hard now that you’re the carpet king of the southeast
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:16 pm to Mud_Till_May
Get another wife. I have been married 32 years. When I needed it the wife made that happen because she loves me. That is part of the married thing. Both have to be responsive to the needs of the other.
She doesn't love you the way she should if she is physically able. Sorry to break this to you.
She doesn't love you the way she should if she is physically able. Sorry to break this to you.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:17 pm to Mud_Till_May
Sorry your wife is a frigid...
My top 3 "works every time" moves are,
3) Rub her inner thigh as I lay next to her in bed
2) Undress in front of her letting it dangle a bit
1) Give her a long passionate kiss goodnight while rubbing on her back & chest
My wife is 36 and is in her sexual prime.
My top 3 "works every time" moves are,
3) Rub her inner thigh as I lay next to her in bed
2) Undress in front of her letting it dangle a bit
1) Give her a long passionate kiss goodnight while rubbing on her back & chest
My wife is 36 and is in her sexual prime.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:17 pm to Mud_Till_May
Ok , have you ever told her how much you care about her and love the mother of your children . You never want anyone else and that’s how married couples express their love . Ok say what you will but it works . If she’s not banging someone else.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:17 pm to yellowfin
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You really want to frick someone that old? Get a young girlfriend. Shouldn’t be hard now that you’re the carpet king of the southeast
Im just going to pour my heart into flooring. Maybe I'll trip and fall into pussy one day?
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:19 pm to Mud_Till_May
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Any advice for married man who wants sex?
2 kids.
She is likely exhausted. Help lighten her load around the house. Get a sitter every now and then. Take her to dinner. Make sure she has enough free time to have her hair and nails done. Wash your arse. Lose a few pounds. Compliment her.
Get the idea?
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:19 pm to Btrtigerfan
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She is likely exhausted. Help lighten her load around the house. Get a sitter every now and then. Take her to dinner. Make sure she has enough free time to have her hair and nails done. Wash your arse. Lose a few pounds. Compliment her.
Get the idea?
Im listening
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:25 pm to Mud_Till_May
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No, I just whine that she never gives it to me
And here’s your issue. She doesn’t respect you. A man doesn’t beg for sex. It turns women off.
If you want it from her, or whoever, you have to turn them on, get their motor running until they are begging, and then take her.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:25 pm to Mud_Till_May
I’m guessing it hasn’t been months for her though.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:25 pm to Mud_Till_May
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Im listening
Don’t. He’s giving you bad advice.
Last thing a woman wants is some groveling, desperate man who does things for her with the expectation he’s going to get sex in return.
You think she’s annoyed now? Wait until you’re whining about sex because you did the dishes.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:26 pm to Mud_Till_May
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, I just whine that she never gives it to me and then she gets mad. Its a never ending cycle.
I would start by talking to her about it reasonably
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:29 pm to Mud_Till_May
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Damn its been months. Im tired of this shite, is it worth it? Give me sex or give me death.
When's the last time you took your wife on a date?
The courtship never stops broski.
This post was edited on 11/2/20 at 9:32 pm
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:29 pm to Mud_Till_May
Months??? Was she in a terrible accident or recently have a child? That's would be the only legitimate excuse.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:30 pm to Mud_Till_May
Does your wife watch inordinate amounts of Hallmark movies?
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:32 pm to Mud_Till_May
I’ve been fricking your wife
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