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re: Another hollywood star turns into a lizard person: Kate Beckinsale Edition

Posted on 10/26/24 at 9:09 am to
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32530 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 9:09 am to
My dream woman, only she doesn't even look like a woman anymore. She doesn't even look her same species. Absolute fricking shame.
Posted by CarpeDiem
Member since Dec 2011
680 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 9:28 am to
They all look like they come from the same alien family. I guess plastic surgeons follow the same face blueprint.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20733 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 10:09 am to
Whoever that is doesn’t even look like Kate Beckinsake
Posted by Looney Toonces
Member since Aug 2024
197 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 10:18 am to
It looks like the designer of her dress was inspired by a small dick and big balls when designing that "dress".
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
21619 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 10:40 am to
What a fricking shame

Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
7286 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 10:45 am to
shite is sad. It's a complex against mortality bereft of common sense. I'm not even saying don't be vain. If it's vanity you're on the wrong track. Normal aging processes look...normal. Looking weird looks weird. You were so obsessed with the wrinkles being ugly that you made yourself even uglier than the wrinkles. It's almost literally cutting off your nose to spite your face.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476689 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 10:49 am to
There comes a point in like 99.9% of women's lives where being skinny comes with a cost, and you see that cost with KB.

You see this even the Liz Hurley reference earlier ITT (even though she seems to be in that 0.001%) is she has more "meat on the bones" than KB does in OP.

The neck and hands never lie.

*ETA: she smokes, so that doesn't help her. It destroys the collagen and elastin and makes skin saggy. Once you start using surgery to fix skin issues, it shows bigly.

*ETA: and this happens to men, too, but even as we age we will still have enough testosterone to have muscle to combat this issue, so it hits much later.
This post was edited on 10/26/24 at 10:52 am
Posted by dalefla
Central FL
Member since Jul 2024
4123 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 10:53 am to
What's next? Adopting a trans child?
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
7286 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 10:58 am to
Men and women get so focused on their imperfections and signs of aging they lose all sight of objectivity.
Aging is actually normal and it actually looks normal.
It's like the balding guy who has to shave it all to look like a lumpy headed cancer patient, or wear a hat all the time. What's the point? Who are you fooling? You see a balding stranger at the store and you don't even notice it, it doesn't even cross your mind. Because it's just normal.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476689 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 11:01 am to
quote:

Men and women get so focused on their imperfections and signs of aging they lose all sight of objectivity.

Well this is certainly amplified for a person like KB whose societal value is almost entirely based in her appearance

It's a lot scarier for the younger women who are normal pretty and have to contribute to society in other ways, but feel they have to be like KB
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
27225 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 11:02 am to
As bizarre as she looks, those clown shoes may be the weirdest part of the photo.
Posted by Pitt Road
Mid-Florida
Member since Aug 2017
1197 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 11:17 am to
I read the entire thread and went back and looked at that dress. Holy crap, she is wearing a penis and balls. WTF?
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
24007 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 11:20 am to
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I'll never understand was possesses people to do this

The insecurity of aging actresses.
Posted by Jimbojambojumbo
Member since Mar 2022
495 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 1:13 pm to
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The insecurity of aging actresses.


It’s a strange, vicious cycle.

They all get work done when younger - but because they are young, the results are often subtle but enough to not be incredibly obvious - and it works and they get acting gigs.

Then as they age, it’s gets harder to get by on subtle cosmetic tweaks, so they go more extreme in an effort to keep getting work and not be replaced by the younger crop - and they don’t get work because they look weird, so they up the extremity of the cosmetic surgery because in their minds - they have to look younger and younger - then boom!

Freaky Lizard Woman
Posted by bopper50
Sugarland Texas
Member since Mar 2009
10085 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 1:58 pm to
Gross
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
14328 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 2:44 pm to
Gross
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15195 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 2:45 pm to
Too skinny. She’ll never fill out that rubber suit again.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53534 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 2:47 pm to
Damn, I had her neck and neck with Salma Hayek as far as 90s chicks that were still hot in their 50s. Salma is the clear winner now.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476689 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 2:55 pm to
Salma is a great example of not trying to be a size 0/1 and looking good as she ages. She understands the assignments
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
172318 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 2:56 pm to
Those years in Grand Coteau really shaped her outlook on life.
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