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Annual Christmas Eve Mass hottie thread
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:35 pm
This is for all the OT suave gentleman who every year claim that every chick in Mass is eye f-ing them.
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Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:36 pm to Cosmo
at church 
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:36 pm to Cosmo
Catholics are the worst.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:36 pm to LSUZombie
Enjoy hell bro
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:39 pm to Cosmo
When you get an erection while you're on your knees watching the hot chicks go up for communion while you wait for your row and then the intense 45 seconds of thinking about gross things to try to get your boner down before you get in line.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:41 pm to Cosmo
Solution: get drunk enough for whiskey dick.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:43 pm to hendersonshands
Catholic girls get so horny at midnight mass on Xmas. Something about the incense and thoughts of immaculate conception just makes them wet. It's almost better than hitting reggies at 1:45am on a Tuesday
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:43 pm to Cosmo
Remember the one year someone was posting pics of the hotties they were taking while in church?
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:43 pm to Cosmo
quote:
Mass
Go back to Europe
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:44 pm to Cosmo
Cosmo, Tino and I are posting up at the Sazerac bar catching them leave Immaculate Conception over on Baronne.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:46 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:
Solution: get drunk enough for whiskey dick.
The problem is that they don't give you the wine until halfway through mass. By then, God's already noticed your throbbing gigglestick and the damage is already done.
This post was edited on 12/24/15 at 3:47 pm
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:48 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
The body of christ is an aphrodisiac.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:48 pm to TigerstuckinMS
How do you guys hide your erection when getting in line for communion?
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:49 pm to Pectus
quote:
How do you guys hide your erection when getting in line for communion?
I sag my fanny pack a bit
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:49 pm to Pectus
If I couldn't get the erection to go away, I'd quickly boner tuck into my waistband as I was standing up to get in line.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:49 pm to Pectus
Don't hide that e
Gay for God, bruh
Gay for God, bruh
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:51 pm to hendersonshands
I'm going to Midnight Mass. I'll just do like always and keep my eyes on the altar. Look for hotties on the way out.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:53 pm to Pectus
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How do you guys hide your erection when getting in line for communion?
Sit in the front row so the priest comes to you and you don't even have to stand up. As an added bonus, when you're kneeling waiting for everyone else to go through the line, your chub is nicely hidden by the half-wall in front of you, all the bangin' hotties have to pass two feet in front of you, and your eyes are right at arse level.
This post was edited on 12/24/15 at 3:57 pm
Posted on 12/24/15 at 4:29 pm to Cosmo
Which churches are packing these days?
St Jude and St George were known to have a lot of talent.
St Jude and St George were known to have a lot of talent.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 4:30 pm to Modern
Healing Place, amirite?
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