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Posted on 12/24/15 at 4:50 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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Catholic girls get so horny at midnight mass on Xmas. Something about the incense and thoughts of immaculate conception just makes them wet. It's almost better than hitting reggies at 1:45am on a Tuesday
Glad I'll be asleep before the wife gets home from mass, someone pay the light bill
Thanks
Posted on 12/24/15 at 4:52 pm to Front9Bandit
I just let it fly. If God didn't want me to get erections in church he shouldn't have made it so easy to get one in places where you shouldn't.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:13 pm to SuperSaint
SS, walking out of St Francis now, uptown sloots dressed to the 9s
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:15 pm to hendersonshands
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When you get an erection while you're on your knees watching the hot chicks go up for communion while you wait for your row and then the intense 45 seconds of thinking about gross things to try to get your boner down before you get in line.
Them peptides can be a mofo
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:28 pm to Cosmo
Quite a few hotties at St Pius strolling in as week speak
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:30 pm to UnfinishedSentenc
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Catholics are the worst.
You jelly bro?
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:34 pm to REB BEER
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Quite a few hotties at St Pius strolling in as week speak
Crowded yet? I'll be there in 5 minutes
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:36 pm to yellowfin
Rouge used to read at Pius X
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:43 pm to Rouge
Thats the church on kaliste saloom?
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:49 pm to Cosmo
A novel aspect is to be had whilst the persons in the immediate row ahead are in the kneeling position.
Somewhat "Booted up", in the common vernacular.
Somewhat "Booted up", in the common vernacular.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 7:34 pm to G Vice
Mass was great.
Three tall, scantily dressed,slender blondes came late and sat one pew in front.
SO remarks about hookers in church. What did I think?
My ribs should be fine by Monday after I thanked God for Christmas miracles.
Three tall, scantily dressed,slender blondes came late and sat one pew in front.
SO remarks about hookers in church. What did I think?
My ribs should be fine by Monday after I thanked God for Christmas miracles.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 8:30 pm to Cosmo
I have become convinced that the reason people go to church is so they can be an a-hole as soon as they leave.
Living in Southdowns
Living in Southdowns
Posted on 12/24/15 at 8:32 pm to UnfinishedSentenc
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Catholics are the worst.
you must be one of them heathens from N. La, you god less scum
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