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re: Am I in the wrong?

Posted on 3/4/24 at 6:21 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124952 posts
Posted on 3/4/24 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

Again, why not sit on the end? Kind of a dick move to just sit in the middle.



How is it at all a dick move to sit in any seat in an empty row?

It's the DMV, not church. You aren't expecting whole families to come in.
Posted by GatorDog
Member since Feb 2024
5 posts
Posted on 3/4/24 at 6:37 pm to
I would have stated that I shouldn't move because I have Covid and don't won't to spread it....lol
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29404 posts
Posted on 3/4/24 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

and I sat in the middle chair


Absolute rookie fricking move.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
9448 posts
Posted on 3/4/24 at 7:10 pm to
Wow, too much victim blaming (so to speak) just like society. No one likes accountability.

The lady was wrong and thats the bottom line. She had no consideration for others and no self awareness. Thats typical nowadays, its always me me me.

Great job not moving. Should have burped and said “wow, that was a fart that got cheated, might not be so lucky next time”.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14343 posts
Posted on 3/4/24 at 7:11 pm to
I would’ve moved over on my own if she sat next to me. I don’t want to sit that close to trashy people at the DMV.
Posted by OU812ME2
Earth
Member since Jun 2021
842 posts
Posted on 3/4/24 at 7:21 pm to
I don’t think you were in the wrong. I would suggest taking the 2nd seat from the end. That way nobody will sit next to you on the end and gives you extra space.

People now have no idea of discretion or personal space. Lines are crossed every day by these idiots.
Posted by Guess
Down The Road
Member since Jun 2009
3783 posts
Posted on 3/4/24 at 7:42 pm to
Haven't read a comment but at that point no I wouldn't have left and when they called next I would have got up. Anyone respectable would have let me go.

I also wouldn't have left five seats open unless you were really holding a spot and waiting for something yourself.
Posted by GRIZZ
PRAIRIEVILLE
Member since Nov 2009
5377 posts
Posted on 3/4/24 at 8:33 pm to
Hey, at least no ones gun went off in their purse while you were in there.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
50599 posts
Posted on 3/4/24 at 8:36 pm to
quote:

Your first mistake was sitting in the middle chair.



This.

You use the middle urinal to convey dominance.

You don't sit in the middle chair if you don't want some fat disgusting slob in your space.
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2094 posts
Posted on 3/4/24 at 9:52 pm to
You were not wrong. People have no awareness. I always hate after a situation like that is over and I missed the opportunity to tell her, "No, I'm not moving. Oh, and I have really bad gas".

I did do something similar at the doctor's office last week. Sitting in a large dermatologists office waiting on my appt (about to retire and switch to my wife's insurance, no issues). Anyway, the waiting room is mostly empty and quiet except for this loud shuffling sound coming from this old dude kinda leaned over. I thought, is that his oxygen? i'm waiting 10-15 mins and the sound becomes rather annoying. They finally call me back and I walk by the old man and he's playing a stupid game on his phone. I told him, "You know what buddy, that's rude with your phone so loud." I waited until he turned it off.
Posted by TC Kidd
Member since Nov 2023
776 posts
Posted on 3/4/24 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

would have moved over on my own accord. Seems simple enough.
nah, frick that, that’s the reason she acts like she does. I’m a really nice guy to a point, but when I cross that point I’m an a-hole.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131574 posts
Posted on 3/4/24 at 10:00 pm to
if there is an empty bathroom, do you choose the middle urinal?

if the entire row was empty when you sat down, why didn't you choose an end seat?
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12902 posts
Posted on 3/4/24 at 10:07 pm to
I would have moved before she asked because I really just don’t like being that close to your average person these days.
This post was edited on 3/4/24 at 10:08 pm
Posted by el duderino III
People's Republic of Austin
Member since Jul 2011
2387 posts
Posted on 3/4/24 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

If you walk into an empty men's room, you piss in the end urinal furthest from the entrance.
i agree with not choosing the middle, but was the second part of this a joke?

I choose the nearest urinal, as long as its not right next to someone with others open.

If i see a guy walk to the last urinal, I assume that guy either has a micropenis or serious anxiety issues.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20590 posts
Posted on 3/4/24 at 10:10 pm to
It’s for times like these you need to have a fart in reserve.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25725 posts
Posted on 3/4/24 at 10:14 pm to
I really wish I had that fart spray with me and clear out that waiting room, hell they might have closed the dmv lol
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