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re: Am I bad at finding dates or is this a common trend?

Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:31 pm to
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19461 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:31 pm to
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just a dork and don't know what to say to the bitches


Fastest one liner into a girls panties “I have some cocaine”
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
29527 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:32 pm to
Walt, it’s ok to be gay. No one will think of you differently. Some guys just like to suck dick.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130805 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:32 pm to
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There's a high probability you have no game. Let us see your exchanges with some of these hoes.

You're aiming too high or you're just a dork and don't know what to say to the bitches.



It always amazes me. Dudes can have the looks, the physique, the money...and still can’t close.

Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:33 pm to
Grow up
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:33 pm to
What if you have none of those
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19461 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:34 pm to
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What if you have none of those?
See my post above about the blow
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48722 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:34 pm to
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It always amazes me. Dudes can have the looks, the physique, the money...and still can’t close.


If my ugly fat arse and your one-eyed pirate arse can pull them hoes, a successful young tall engineer should easily poke poon.
Posted by immobileman
nowhere in particular
Member since Nov 2014
1856 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:35 pm to
It seems common for you.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
63061 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:35 pm to
Dating apps are geared for women, not men. I wouldn't judge the dating landscape based on online interactions through these apps. Women often misrepresent themselves and it's likely men do as well.
Posted by TigerBruiser
Bunker beneath Indian mound
Member since Sep 2018
173 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:36 pm to
If you have none of those, then it comes down to your penis
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130805 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:37 pm to
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What if you have none of those


Have big dick attitude. Give zero fricks. Be charming, witty, funny.

Cultivate a crowd around you that is having fun. Command the room. Don’t even pay attention to the woman. Own the crowd.

Women are attracted to leaders. So lead. Be the man where when you walk in people know it’s gonna be fun.

Have confidence. If you strike out don’t let it phase you because there will be more. Just be someone that people want to be around.

If you do that, people will gravitate towards you.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:39 pm to
I would recommend quoting Sun Tzu and then saying "love is war but I've perfected the art" and then always be the first one to say "I love you." The first time she messages you first, just respond "i love you" and if she doesn't say anything back just say "lol my friend took my phone."
Posted by TigerBruiser
Bunker beneath Indian mound
Member since Sep 2018
173 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:41 pm to
I have found that telling women you have several species of rodents is helpful, when that doesn’t work I’ll have to turn to anime.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66497 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:41 pm to
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Women often misrepresent themselves and it's likely men do as well.


Speak for yourself. I worked hard for these abs
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130805 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:42 pm to
That’s the benefit of meeting women out and about. They don’t have angle shots and filters IRL.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66497 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:43 pm to
I can’t tell if you are a genius or a psychopath but dammit I respect your methods
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
118228 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:43 pm to
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I'm 6'3, fit, petroleum engineer, 25



There is something going on here.

What are you putting as your interest? What are you wearing in your profile picture and what is in the profile picture?

You are an engineer. Don't take this personal, but are you the typical engineer? If so, you are going to have to dumb it down a little bit.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130805 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:45 pm to
You couldn’t pull pussy out of a barrel full of kittens
Posted by TigerBruiser
Bunker beneath Indian mound
Member since Sep 2018
173 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:45 pm to
The few engineers I knew at LSU had what we called, engineering syndrome, they tend to bring up extremely niche hobbies, when talking to girls, one I knew would always bring up breeding possums.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 10:49 pm to
They aren't single


Eta: Ask them out on the phone. Almost all of the girls I went out with said they hadn't spoken to anyone on the phone before they met, it was all texting
This post was edited on 9/21/18 at 10:53 pm
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