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Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:17 pm to deltaland
Damn, baw, haven't you ever gone swimming in the Red River? Hottest pussy you'll ever get. And for the real first place medal, go for the Red Badge of Courage and eat that thing! 

Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:26 pm to deltaland
Know a guy who came home plastered one night and started watching porn and jerking off in his living room. He forgot to turn off the outside zone so porn was blasting the neighborhood. He passed out with porn blasting. Someone called the cops and the had to bust the door open and found him passed out dick in hand. He received and noise ordinance citation.
This post was edited on 2/13/21 at 5:27 pm
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:40 pm to GreenRockTiger
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GreenRockTiger
That's stupid.
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GF is on the rag so no sex for few days
why?
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take a shower
solves the above mentioned problem
You are one nasty alter woman.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:41 pm to baylorbaiter
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haven't you ever gone swimming in the Red River? And for the real first place medal, go for the Red Badge of Courage and eat that thing!
Where does earning your red wings fit into the picture here?
When I was a teenager, I could care less. I’d pull my dick out and you would’ve thought I had just skinned a huge buck in my birthday suit.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:42 pm to deltaland
this was funnier in your head, I suppose.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:42 pm to Martini
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You are one nasty alter woman.
#1 I'm not an alter.
#2 You're pretty nasty, too, talking about bloody tampons on the FOOD/DRINK board.
So shut up.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:44 pm to deltaland
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I think, hell yes here is my chance to get a good jerk session in the bathroom while she is gone.
I considered doing it in the living room while she was on the phone clearing up a travel reimbursement

Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:47 pm to GreenRockTiger
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#2 You're pretty nasty, too, talking about bloody tampons on the FOOD/DRINK board.
And since I wondered who stepped on your tampon string I guess I was wrong. Apparently you don’t use tampons. I’m guessing you drip dry you filthy bitch.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:47 pm to GreenRockTiger
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#2 You're pretty nasty, too, talking about bloody tampons on the FOOD/DRINK board.

Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:47 pm to deltaland
I’ve seen this post here before
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:48 pm to deltaland
I don’t believe any of this, but I really don’t understand women who get upset if their partner masturbates. Who GAF?
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:50 pm to Martini
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And since I wondered who stepped on your tampon string I guess I was wrong. Apparently you don’t use tampons. I’m guessing you drip dry you filthy bitch.
Why the hell are you worried about what kind of feminine products I use, weirdo?
frick off, arse hole. Some nerve calling me a filthy bitch.
Even if my comment is gross, at least it's relevant to the discussion. Dumb arse.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:51 pm to deltaland
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have sex on my period
time to earn your red wings
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:54 pm to GreenRockTiger
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Some nerve calling me a filthy bitch.
My apologies. I misspelled whore.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:56 pm to Martini
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My apologies. I misspelled whore.
Makes sense because you're a dumbass.
But I am by no means a whore. Not sure why you would say that.
Wishful thinking on your part, I guess.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:56 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
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What sub reddit did you get this story from?
I actually did do this once but it wasn't in my truck. It was the bluetooth speaker in the kitchen that we were listening to music on earlier in the day. I blared about 10-15 seconds of audio into the kitchen before I realized why it wasn't working on my phone

Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:57 pm to tigergirl10
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No way did you tell her this. Any real woman would have slapped the shite out of you.
Real women don’t allow their men to feel deprived.
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