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Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:02 pm to
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23667 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:02 pm to
Her butt doesn't bleed either
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:05 pm to
That NEVER happened!
Posted by baylorbaiter
Too close to Waco
Member since Apr 2015
1494 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:17 pm to
Damn, baw, haven't you ever gone swimming in the Red River? Hottest pussy you'll ever get. And for the real first place medal, go for the Red Badge of Courage and eat that thing!
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
21646 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:26 pm to
Know a guy who came home plastered one night and started watching porn and jerking off in his living room. He forgot to turn off the outside zone so porn was blasting the neighborhood. He passed out with porn blasting. Someone called the cops and the had to bust the door open and found him passed out dick in hand. He received and noise ordinance citation.
This post was edited on 2/13/21 at 5:27 pm
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
31575 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:38 pm to
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49236 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

GreenRockTiger
That's stupid.

quote:
GF is on the rag so no sex for few days


why?

quote:
take a shower


solves the above mentioned problem



You are one nasty alter woman.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
31575 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

haven't you ever gone swimming in the Red River? And for the real first place medal, go for the Red Badge of Courage and eat that thing!


Where does earning your red wings fit into the picture here?

When I was a teenager, I could care less. I’d pull my dick out and you would’ve thought I had just skinned a huge buck in my birthday suit.

Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:42 pm to
this was funnier in your head, I suppose.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53509 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

You are one nasty alter woman.


#1 I'm not an alter.

#2 You're pretty nasty, too, talking about bloody tampons on the FOOD/DRINK board.

So shut up.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49088 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

I think, hell yes here is my chance to get a good jerk session in the bathroom while she is gone.


I considered doing it in the living room while she was on the phone clearing up a travel reimbursement
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49236 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:47 pm to
quote:


#2 You're pretty nasty, too, talking about bloody tampons on the FOOD/DRINK board.


And since I wondered who stepped on your tampon string I guess I was wrong. Apparently you don’t use tampons. I’m guessing you drip dry you filthy bitch.
Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
Member since Apr 2019
6641 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

#2 You're pretty nasty, too, talking about bloody tampons on the FOOD/DRINK board.


Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
31826 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:47 pm to
I’ve seen this post here before
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11532 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:48 pm to
I don’t believe any of this, but I really don’t understand women who get upset if their partner masturbates. Who GAF?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53509 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

And since I wondered who stepped on your tampon string I guess I was wrong. Apparently you don’t use tampons. I’m guessing you drip dry you filthy bitch.


Why the hell are you worried about what kind of feminine products I use, weirdo?

frick off, arse hole. Some nerve calling me a filthy bitch.

Even if my comment is gross, at least it's relevant to the discussion. Dumb arse.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
20538 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

have sex on my period


time to earn your red wings
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49236 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:54 pm to
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Some nerve calling me a filthy bitch.



My apologies. I misspelled whore.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53509 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

My apologies. I misspelled whore.


Makes sense because you're a dumbass.

But I am by no means a whore. Not sure why you would say that.

Wishful thinking on your part, I guess.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51657 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

What sub reddit did you get this story from?

I actually did do this once but it wasn't in my truck. It was the bluetooth speaker in the kitchen that we were listening to music on earlier in the day. I blared about 10-15 seconds of audio into the kitchen before I realized why it wasn't working on my phone
Posted by Tuscaloosa
12x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
49294 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:57 pm to
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No way did you tell her this. Any real woman would have slapped the shite out of you.


Real women don’t allow their men to feel deprived.
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