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re: Alternatives to dipping that are as effective at keeping you regular

Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:29 am to
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:29 am to
Quitting is for pussies.


Copenhagen is my dip of choice
This post was edited on 2/22/17 at 8:30 am
Posted by Hold That Tiger 10
Member since Oct 2013
21051 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:30 am to
Good luck man. Its not the easiest thing in the world.

The biggest thing I felt was feeling extremely tired in the mornings no matter what at times. Sometimes I would be hungier than usual, others I would not be hungry at all. Some weird side effects. The worst is not being able to wake up. I suppose your body becomes dependant on the nicotine to fully wake up in the morning.

Good luck.
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9044 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:55 am to
quote:

Definitely not an excuse. It's just far and away the most effective way I've found to get things moving. It's not why I started in the first place but it is the only good side effect. To whoever suggested smoking. I'll never start smoking. Dipping is bad enough. I'll quit. I'm just wondering if there's anything healthy that works as fast as dipping. Guess I need to learn to start liking coffee.



It's all in your head. You probably formed a habit of dipping around the time you take shits, so your brain has formed an association between those two things. Now, you are tricked into thinking that you have to dip in order to shite. Kind of like how people "need" a cigarette when they drink. They don't need the cigarette. They just associate drinking with smoking.

Strangely enough, you've somehow managed to incorporate shitting with this same phenomenon.
Posted by Eric Stratton
Faber College
Member since Mar 2015
2049 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:13 am to
coffee black
Posted by mindbreaker
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
7633 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:13 am to
Nicotine gum. You chew it then put it in your lip just like a dip. It's like dipping with no spitting. Only downside is a piece doesn't last as long as a dip.
Posted by Govt Tide
Member since Nov 2009
9113 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:13 am to
Thankfully I've only been doing it regularly about a year and a half. I have a couple of friends who have been doing it regularly for years and they were smokers before that so they've been on nicotine for years before/during that. I never started smoking. I'm not worried about being able to quit. I just want an alternative that works almost as good to get the bowels moving.
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4480 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:16 am to
I
quote:

t's all in your head. You probably formed a habit of dipping around the time you take shits, so your brain has formed an association between those two things. Now, you are tricked into thinking that you have to dip in order to shite. Kind of like how people "need" a cigarette when they drink. They don't need the cigarette. They just associate drinking with smoking.


This is not true, Nicotine has reasonably powerful laxitive properties. Physiologically it relaxes smooth muscle function which is responsible for constipation. This relaxation stimulates the bowels and gets things going. Like any other drug when you use it repeatedly your body becomes dependent on it to do it's function. I would eat a more fiber rich diet, caffeine and if necessary use Nicorette gum as a dip to wean you off snuff.
Posted by Govt Tide
Member since Nov 2009
9113 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:17 am to
That's true to an extent but I actually started regularly dipping when hanging out with a couple of good friends that dipped between drinking. The possibility of oral/throat cancer although statistically small scares me enough to quit cold turkey. I'm not worried about being able to quit.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:40 am to
quote:

I just want an alternative that works almost as good to get the bowels moving.


Metamucil
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12268 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:45 am to
Fiber, coffee and a banana
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9926 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:56 am to
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I drink 2 cups before 8:00 each day and am poised on the rim and am letting the bombs away by 9

So, are you one of those people that waits until they get to work and blows up the company bathroom?
I'm assuming you're working at 9:00am.

You're coworkers thank you.
This post was edited on 2/22/17 at 9:57 am
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:04 am to
Coffee and ram a dick in your arse. Have to do both though.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:07 am to
So this ad popped up while reading this thread:

Posted by dshort_bruh
Verbena
Member since Sep 2016
507 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:11 am to
Same here....pretty weird
Posted by LG2BAMA
Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1180 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:22 am to
umm try drinking lots of water and taking metimucil 3 times daily.. its will take a few days for your body to adjust but after that you are good to go.
Posted by Mr B Walker
Member since Jun 2015
174 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:28 am to
Eat a few sugar free gummy bears.
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