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re: Alright gents, let’s put our heads together to reduce urinal splashback
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:09 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:09 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
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I think we gotta start pissing into vacuums. Thoughts?
I thought you sat down while you peed George?
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:22 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Piss at an angle, or just piss on the floor like a coworker of mine does.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:26 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
I put my foot in the toilet and piss down my leg.
ZERO splatter.
You people really have to work on your outside of the box thinking.
ZERO splatter.
You people really have to work on your outside of the box thinking.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:26 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Put ice in the urinal to improve aim. Its fun as hell to melt a hole in ice with your piss.
Paying guys to constantly replenish the urinal ice in bars can replace the gas station pumper jobs that Oregon just loss, abd create new jobs everywhere else
Paying guys to constantly replenish the urinal ice in bars can replace the gas station pumper jobs that Oregon just loss, abd create new jobs everywhere else

Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:26 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
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let’s put our heads together
1) I have no intention of touching my head to yours ever. Let alone when I am peeing
2) How in the frick is putting two dick heads together while peeing, going to reduce splashback? Physics, baw?
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:35 pm to RobbBobb
You counter their stream with your own. Do you even physics?
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:36 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
But some people LIKE urinal splashback.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:48 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Make urinal cakes in the shape of half a sphere, and have them placed with the flat side down. When you piss onto a convex surface of the sphere, it will redirect to the sides instead of splashing back. Simple, cost effective solution
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:50 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Ice in the urinal seems to help.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:52 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
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You counter their stream with your own. Do you even physics?
Do you even original Ghostbusters?
Never, ever cross the streams. Ever
Posted on 1/8/18 at 7:02 pm to Tempratt
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This post was edited on 1/8/18 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 1/8/18 at 7:05 pm to Langland
I can't believe taking a leak has become so complicated.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 7:11 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Doesn't everyone remove the protective rubber cover from the bottom and then squat and place their entire penis into the hole at the bottom to pee?
Posted on 1/8/18 at 7:32 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
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I think we gotta start pissing into vacuums
My first thought after reading the thread title
Posted on 1/8/18 at 7:44 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
I just piss in your mom/wife/girlfriend ...
Am I doing this right?
Am I doing this right?
Posted on 1/8/18 at 7:46 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
All urinals should be shaped like a funnel. Would help quite a bit.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 7:54 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
When I was a kid, I was really afraid of falling into one of the urinals in the Tiger Stadium rest rooms. Do they still have those tiled gutters?
Posted on 1/8/18 at 8:02 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Piss directly into the drain...on the floor.
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