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All this sexual harassment shite has me worried and disheartened.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:38 pm
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:38 pm
I'm sort of old school on this stuff. I came up as a young lawyer in the 90s when there was all kinds of crazy shite going on. Firm Christmas parties routinely involved somebody doing something in public that they shouldn't have (before cell phones). I haven't really adapted to the SJW era, nor do I really want to.
Our firm party is coming up. I am naturally friendly and flirty and politically incorrect. But I have never touched a woman against her will or in a creepy manner. I don't want to have to walk on eggshells while I'm drankin. I really dont want to go if I have to be all buttoned up and shite. frick that.
Our firm party is coming up. I am naturally friendly and flirty and politically incorrect. But I have never touched a woman against her will or in a creepy manner. I don't want to have to walk on eggshells while I'm drankin. I really dont want to go if I have to be all buttoned up and shite. frick that.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:39 pm to Slippy
Hot fresh take.
Get ya hot fresh take eer
Get ya hot fresh take eer
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:41 pm to Slippy
Yeah, I used to black out and do and say a lot of dumb shite. It was almost encouraged. Gonna have a couple beers and lay low so I don't call my bosses homos or a tell married a chick I'm in love with her.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:41 pm to Breesus
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Hot fresh take.
Get ya hot fresh take eer
I imagined you as Peter Griffin selling buttscratchers. Made it so much better.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:50 pm to Slippy
This stuff really isn’t that hard.
Most guys know how not to be horny weirdos in public.
Most guys know how not to be horny weirdos in public.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:52 pm to Slippy
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I am naturally friendly and flirty and politically incorrect.
well, you'd better figure out a way to get over that shite pretty quickly.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:52 pm to Slippy
Hang some mistletoe from your open fly, that’s always a hit 
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:55 pm to Slippy
To be honest, most of the stuff these guys are getting busted for seem easily avoidable. With a little practice you'll find that it's pretty easy not to masturbate in front of coworkers.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:59 pm to StupidBinder
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This stuff really isn’t that hard. Most guys know how not to be horny weirdos in public.
He's like 50, if he ain't figured it out yet, he's a lost cause.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:08 pm to StupidBinder
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Most guys know how not to be horny weirdos in public.
Yeah.
Most of us are just horny weirdos in private now
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:15 pm to Slippy
Jerk off right before you walk into the party. You’ll be fine.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:24 pm to Evil Little Thing
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Jerk off right before you walk into the party. You’ll be fine.
When I was 25 that wouldn't have done much. At 42 I'd be good for a few days
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:26 pm to Slippy
If you feel the need to hit on a woman while at the party have a back up plan in case you are turned down. I always go with "I am doing everything I can to save your job and you act like this?".
I heard about that thing you do with your tongue, thought you were in is a good back up as well.
I heard about that thing you do with your tongue, thought you were in is a good back up as well.
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