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All this sexual harassment shite has me worried and disheartened.

Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:38 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7851 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:38 pm
I'm sort of old school on this stuff. I came up as a young lawyer in the 90s when there was all kinds of crazy shite going on. Firm Christmas parties routinely involved somebody doing something in public that they shouldn't have (before cell phones). I haven't really adapted to the SJW era, nor do I really want to.

Our firm party is coming up. I am naturally friendly and flirty and politically incorrect. But I have never touched a woman against her will or in a creepy manner. I don't want to have to walk on eggshells while I'm drankin. I really dont want to go if I have to be all buttoned up and shite. frick that.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:39 pm to
Hot fresh take.

Get ya hot fresh take eer
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
70184 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:41 pm to
Yeah, I used to black out and do and say a lot of dumb shite. It was almost encouraged. Gonna have a couple beers and lay low so I don't call my bosses homos or a tell married a chick I'm in love with her.
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
42053 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

Hot fresh take.

Get ya hot fresh take eer


I imagined you as Peter Griffin selling buttscratchers. Made it so much better.
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:50 pm to
This stuff really isn’t that hard.

Most guys know how not to be horny weirdos in public.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63322 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

I am naturally friendly and flirty and politically incorrect.



well, you'd better figure out a way to get over that shite pretty quickly.
Posted by CoachKlein
Ratchet City
Member since Mar 2015
1492 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:52 pm to
Hang some mistletoe from your open fly, that’s always a hit
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38578 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:55 pm to
To be honest, most of the stuff these guys are getting busted for seem easily avoidable. With a little practice you'll find that it's pretty easy not to masturbate in front of coworkers.
Posted by El Jefe
_______(\___ southeast of disorder
Member since Jan 2004
1246 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

This stuff really isn’t that hard. Most guys know how not to be horny weirdos in public.


He's like 50, if he ain't figured it out yet, he's a lost cause.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118273 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:01 pm to
Try this:


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135045 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

Most guys know how not to be horny weirdos in public.



Yeah.

Most of us are just horny weirdos in private now
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:15 pm to
Jerk off right before you walk into the party. You’ll be fine.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

Jerk off right before you walk into the party. You’ll be fine.

When I was 25 that wouldn't have done much. At 42 I'd be good for a few days
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47764 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:26 pm to
If you feel the need to hit on a woman while at the party have a back up plan in case you are turned down. I always go with "I am doing everything I can to save your job and you act like this?".

I heard about that thing you do with your tongue, thought you were in is a good back up as well.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63322 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:37 pm to
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