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re: All This Over Six Crabs

Posted on 5/15/25 at 10:22 pm to
Posted by JumpingJack
Member since Nov 2024
84 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 10:22 pm to
Need to have a credit score of over 750 and a 200 security deposit for a certain race of people's.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133181 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

Did the other family members pay?


Of course not.

quote:

I’ve seen it firsthand, they absolutely abuse an all you can eat buffet



This wasn't a Buffet. This was you buy the AYCE meal (intended for one person, if everyone is getting AYCE then each person pays and it's not an issue.)

They bring out platters of the whatever the AYCE food is. What seems to have happened here is One AYCE crab meal was ordered, the rest ordered drinks or some cheap thing, and the one with the AYCE kept giving her crabs to her ratchet friends and ordering more. After a couple platters the restaurant catches on, but not wanting to cause a scene, gives them half a dozen instead of a full dozen.

And they say that's their last 6 crabs. (Meaning, you are cut off you stanky crab stealing hood ho.)

Then they see some other people getting a dozen crabs and starts the boogerwolf boogaloo.

"You said there was only 5 crabs left! Dem honkies got some!"


I mean...just shite we've all seen too many times.

Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
5052 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 11:13 pm to
WTF!
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83014 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 11:41 pm to
This is why we can’t have nice things
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
2807 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 6:39 am to
I thought this would be a Jameis Winston thread, left disappointed.
This post was edited on 5/16/25 at 6:40 am
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62338 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 6:57 am to
quote:

I know black people weren't like this in the '60s. I just know it.


You’d be wrong.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 7:41 am to
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Next thing you know, one after another came asking for “free water”. It was like we got caught feeding a stray cat and word got out to all the other stray cats around the neighborhood.


Hobos during the Great Depression would put a mark on the houses of people that fed them to let other hobos know it was a friendly house.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
30348 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 7:47 am to


Why are the two Indian guys arguing with each other in English?? Why not use their native language?

That was funny.
This post was edited on 5/16/25 at 7:48 am
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
30348 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 7:52 am to
Not surprised at all...
Posted by StanSmith
Member since May 2018
1064 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 8:14 am to
Call cops, press charges against customers and ban from premises. I guarantee the majority of your customers would appreciate dining in an establishment free of trashy basketball americans.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
55424 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 8:23 am to
quote:

I know black people weren't like this in the '60s. I just know it.


You’d be wrong.


I find this hard to believe.

I say this as I listen to my motown playlist this morning.

Strong, united families fighting against racist democrats that were still doing everything they could to keep them on the plantation.

This is an entirely different generation of people (every racial group) we are now dealing with due to social media and the rot it has brought to us. Our entire society is disgusting now thanks to this contageon.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32677 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 8:25 am to
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I saw this on Gary Chambers’ Twitter.

He’s always featuring all you can eat places. They know they’re about to lose their arse when he comes in
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62338 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 9:12 am to
quote:

I find this hard to believe.

I say this as I listen to my motown playlist this morning.


Your fetishization of them is cute.
Posted by OYB
LAPLACE
Member since Dec 2018
444 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 9:13 am to
Look at the upvotes - looks like most of us live in Louisiana
Posted by football101
South LA
Member since Jun 2011
278 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 9:32 am to
Funniest thing is.....there are crabs on the table that haven't been touched yet.......how about eat what you were brought then take it from there. Fake outrage to get off of the bill. Rinse and repeat....oh why we aint get what they got....
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73144 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 9:40 am to
What the frick man. frick you bloody. You bloody mother bitch. No frick you buddy bitch bloody.
Lol that was better than the crabs.
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