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All these break up stories, top this one.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:45 pm
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:45 pm
We had a neighborhood bar where we would drink, play pool (3 ball), gamble on sports with each other and play cards booray (spelling) or (24) etc etc . Great times every weekend.
We were always taking one chick home here and there or would start dating blah blah blah
My boy Andy hooks up with one of the locals and nails it, comes back telling us how great it was and she was a clean shaven freak. He was head over heals.
On about the third sleep over she got up in the morning and farted in the toilet so loud it ruined Andy, he could never look at her the same. Swore it sounded like a trombone, he just blew her off from then on.
We were always taking one chick home here and there or would start dating blah blah blah
My boy Andy hooks up with one of the locals and nails it, comes back telling us how great it was and she was a clean shaven freak. He was head over heals.
On about the third sleep over she got up in the morning and farted in the toilet so loud it ruined Andy, he could never look at her the same. Swore it sounded like a trombone, he just blew her off from then on.
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Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:46 pm to The Torch
Dear facebook.
Never mind, your facebook friends wouldn't even care.
Never mind, your facebook friends wouldn't even care.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:46 pm to The Torch
quote:
Swore it sounded like a trombone, he just blew her off from then on.
Like a trombone?
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:46 pm to The Torch
Price you pay for a girl that does butt stuff.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:47 pm to The Torch
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:48 pm to The Torch
All women can rip them. Source, grew up with all sisters and have had all girls.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:48 pm to The Torch
That sounds just like my most recent love interest, but instead of farting in the toilet, I caught “her” standing up as “she” was peeing in the toilet.
Andy got off lucky.
Andy got off lucky.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:48 pm to The Torch
Well this didn't happen. Girls don't fart so, nice try Torch.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:48 pm to The Torch
quote:
he just blew her off from then on.
Classic Andy
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:49 pm to The Torch
quote:
On about the third sleep over she got up in the morning and farted in the toilet
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:49 pm to Ghost of Colby
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That sounds just like my most recent love interest, but instead of farting in the toilet, I caught “her” standing up as “she” was peeing in the toilet.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:49 pm to The Torch
This reads like you and Andy are a queer couple that occasionally brings home a hag
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:49 pm to The Torch
If farting was a valid reason to leave someone my wife would’ve been single a long time ago.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:50 pm to The Torch
If she was hot, cool and a freak, she could rip dirty arse on my balls while I was pingiihb and we would be cool as the other side of the pillow.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:51 pm to The Torch
is Andy my Dad?
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:52 pm to OWLFAN86
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is Andy my Dad?
Andy isn't a Mexican name, so no
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:52 pm to Obtuse1
That’s more of a swoosh sound. All Silent.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:53 pm to The Torch
How old was "Andy"?
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:53 pm to The Torch
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
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