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re: Alimony.scenario

Posted on 7/23/23 at 7:10 pm to
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2841 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 7:10 pm to
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How many Auburn baws is it now with marriage problems on this board?


Coach Freeze already putting in work
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
41622 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 7:20 pm to
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She weighs probably 260. Still interested?




If you can't handle her at her worse you don't deserve her at her best
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
41622 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 7:33 pm to
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Paying the previous owner. Vastly overpayed for the business.


Sounds like the asset isn't tangible ie customer list.

How are you valuing arguably company is worth zero and only driver of value is service you do
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8778 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 9:07 pm to
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She maybe weighed 180 when we married.


Damn son you married a deuce?
Posted by PrattvilleTiger
Prattville Al
Member since May 2020
2557 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 9:08 pm to
I'm not the one bringing up her weight on here. Others were. Like I said, I don't give a shite about her looks.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8778 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

Who's she fricking?


Sounds like Todd Graves and Colonel Sanders.
Posted by PrattvilleTiger
Prattville Al
Member since May 2020
2557 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 9:16 pm to
Yes. The driver is the service I do. How is that valued? Net profit of business is probably 90k a year.
Posted by subMOA
Komatipoort
Member since Jan 2010
1942 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 9:27 pm to
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Ain't much to split down the middle. My business provides a service. Nothing else. 2 employees and a 2015 work van. No tangible assets. Just a customer portfolio.


So how are you carrying that much debt?


Your debt to equity ratio seems to me to be pretty screwed, but I don’t have access to your balance sheet.

Tell her she can have it. She gets the debt too. Give it to her. Smile while doing so.

Go buy a new van.

Hire your 2 guys away from her, give them a $3/hour raise.

Do everything right this time. Including not having over $300k in debt when your only asset is a 2015
van.
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
2865 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 9:34 pm to
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She weighs probably 260.


She ain’t a lady if she ain’t 280
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
22756 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 9:38 pm to
What does your company do?
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24595 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 9:47 pm to
Assuming that’s the true value of your business, I’m sure you have conveniently discovered it has been struggling lately and has tons of liabilities all of a sudden. Depends on the type of business but could be value of underlying assets, value of future cash flows, etc. what kind of company is it? Construction company? Yeah maybe net assets…software company? Nah, not assets.
This post was edited on 7/23/23 at 9:49 pm
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
13572 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 11:56 pm to
If she’s entitled to half your business, you are entitled to half her pension.

I know in my divorce, we both had to agree in writing in the divorce papers to not go after each other’s retirement. If you are self employed and don’t have a retirement fund, this may benefit you.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147763 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:02 am to
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$300k in debt when your only asset is a 2015 van.
yeah I'm trying to figure that one out too
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13326 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:03 am to
She gets the gold mine. You get the shaft.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
41622 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 2:18 pm to
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Yes. The driver is the service I do. How is that valued? Net profit of business is probably 90k a year.


If you are the driver of business it is Assets minus liabilities

If you sold it today what would be net proceeds minus debt and that is the business value
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