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alexa can now respond in the voice of samuel l. jackson

Posted on 12/14/19 at 12:39 pm
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16594 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 12:39 pm
English motherfricker. Do you speak it?
It cost a dollar (plus tax) to activate his voice, then you can have him read you the news, weather, and tell jokes.
I guess you go to alexa to set it up.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178337 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 12:44 pm to
Alexa, download my FISA warrant for me.
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5775 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 12:47 pm to
I can’t understand why people want this shite in their house.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 12:50 pm to
Does it come in Coach O??
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62160 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 12:50 pm to
To make them even lazier.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103867 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

Does it come in Coach O??


That would be awesome
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16594 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 12:54 pm to
That might be a great idea.
Have it done by your favorite coach.
Posted by Quintona
Member since Mar 2019
739 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 12:58 pm to
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49577 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

I can’t understand why people want this shite in their house.


We use ours all the time.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

samuel l. jackson


This mother fricker isn’t shy about putting his name on anything. I’ll give him that.
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
8268 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 1:08 pm to
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I can’t understand why people want this shite in their house.


If your concern is privacy, then you will probably need to leave your cell phones outside the house also.

Alexa isn't doing anything that your phone doesn't already do.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62160 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

This mother fricker isn’t shy about putting his name on anything. I’ll give him that.


I don’t think he’s ever read a script he didn’t like, either.
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5775 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

Alexa isn't doing anything that your phone doesn't already do.


Exactly my point. Just more shite to deal with.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14269 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 1:29 pm to
this sounds like when you could have Morgan Freeman read traffic directions through Waze
Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
11816 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 1:32 pm to
You sound like my uncle who used to get in the bed of his truck and look at his dash to make sure all
his dash lights went off so it wouldn’t drain his battery. He would literally go outside multiple times during a visit and spend about 10 minutes each time.
Posted by ecb
Member since Jul 2010
10328 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 1:34 pm to
He was drinking dude
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

this sounds like when you could have Morgan Freeman read traffic directions through Waze



I liked it when you could have waze give you alerts in C-3POs voice.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76156 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

You sound like my uncle who used to get in the bed of his truck and look at his dash to make sure all his dash lights went off so it wouldn’t drain his battery. He would literally go outside multiple times during a visit and spend about 10 minutes each time.
I think he was taking a heater break.

Y’all some gullible folk.
Posted by 7LSU7
Member since Sep 2016
1113 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 1:41 pm to
I’ve read every post in this thread in Samuel L Jackson’s voice muthafrickas!!
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
7652 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 1:44 pm to
Alexa is awesome. She’s on top of everything at our house. I don’t care if what’s being said is recorded. I’m not doing shady shite over here
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