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Alaska Woman's Storage Capacity Astonishes Police

Posted on 12/15/15 at 11:52 am
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 12/15/15 at 11:52 am
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A female corrections officer subsequently “removed a wad of cash and drugs from inside” Sperry. The haul included six $100 bills, three $50 bills, and seven $20 bills, all of which were counterfeit. The $890 in funny money, however, was supplemented by a genuine $10 bill that “was discovered in Sperry’s anus.”

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141209 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 11:53 am to
Germans
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
8330 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 11:55 am to
quote:

Germans


It says Alaska, but yeah it does sound like its from a German porn.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 12/15/15 at 11:55 am to
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70178 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 11:56 am to
17 bills rolled up is nothing...if they were folded in half that would be impressive...but the paper cuts
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 12/15/15 at 11:56 am to
All alone she was living
In a world without an end or beginning
Baby girl was living life for the feeling
But I don't mind, I don't mind
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 11:58 am to
But wait, there was more! Police documents published by TSG also indicated Sperry was "storing" a couple of baggies of "suspected" meth, two more bags of some "brown tarry substance," and a "baggie containing seven blue pills."
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 12/15/15 at 11:59 am to
it's a vagina, not a Samsonite
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 12:00 pm to
Your mom stores cocks in hers, so you shouldn't be so judgmental.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

it's a vagina, not a Samsonite


I've seen vaginas go through rougher things than suitcases and still come out all right in the end.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 12:20 pm to
seems appropriate... given she's been gone for almost 20 yrs.

but, hey.. you tried.

ETA: why the anchor?
This post was edited on 12/15/15 at 12:21 pm
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47746 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

But wait, there was more! Police documents published by TSG also indicated Sperry was "storing" a couple of baggies of "suspected" meth, two more bags of some "brown tarry substance," and a "baggie containing seven blue pills


In addition, she had another larger bag with 40 smaller bags of drugs in it. This was the impressive part to me.

Also, she has lived in Oldsmar Fl and New Smyrna, Fl
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

Also, she has lived in Oldsmar Fl and New Smyrna, Fl


imagine that !
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