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Alabama police department blames Satan for spike in homicides
Posted on 12/20/18 at 8:28 pm
Posted on 12/20/18 at 8:28 pm
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A statement posted on Facebook by the Opp Police Department on Tuesday blames a spike in area homicides on the idea that young people have turned away from God and "embraced Satan." The post followed two gunshot killings in as many days in Covington County, located on the Alabama-Florida line.
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The Facebook post:
THIS PAST SUNDAY, A YOUNG MAN WAS SHOT AND KILLED IN KINSTON. MONDAY NIGHT, A MOTHER WAS SHOT AND KILLED IN NORTHERN COVINGTON COUNTY. THERE HAVE BEEN FIVE MURDERS IN COVINGTON COUNTY IN 2018. THESE MURDERS HAVE BEEN DONE BY OUR YOUNG PEOPLE. THIS IS HAPPENING BECAUSE WE HAVE TURNED AWAY FROM GOD AND EMBRACED SATAN. WE MAY HAVE NOT MEANT TO DO SO BUT, WE HAVE. IT IS TIME TO ASK FOR GOD’S HELP TO STOP THIS. IT IS TIME TO BE PARENTS AND RAISE OUR CHILDREN, NOT HAVE THEM RAISE US. IT IS TIME TO FULLY SUPPORT LAW ENFORCEMENT AND STAND BY THE OFFICERS AND DEPUTIES THAT ARE FAR TOO OFTEN HAVING TO WALK INTO THESE DANGEROUS SITUATIONS AND CLEAN UP THE MESS. FRIENDS, IT IS TIME TO STAND UP AND BE RESPONSIBLE, GROWN UP LEADERS IN OUR COMMUNITY. BOTTOM LINE, THERE ARE SHEEP; THERE ARE WOLVES AND THERE ARE SHEEP DOGS. WHICH GROUP DO YOU BELONG TO ?
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Posted on 12/20/18 at 8:29 pm to Draconian Sanctions
Ok, cool. Roll tide
Posted on 12/20/18 at 8:29 pm to Draconian Sanctions
You down with Opp?
Posted on 12/20/18 at 8:30 pm to Draconian Sanctions
Posted on 12/20/18 at 8:30 pm to Draconian Sanctions
Posted on 12/20/18 at 8:33 pm to Draconian Sanctions
Posted on 12/20/18 at 8:33 pm to Draconian Sanctions
This sounds just like the lead up to what got the West Memphis three convicted.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 8:34 pm to Draconian Sanctions
Benny Hinn needs to come in with his Jacket of Smite
This post was edited on 12/20/18 at 8:36 pm
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:08 pm to TypoKnig
I feel like, as a resident Gump and former South Alabama Gump, I should let y’all know that Opp is also home to the rattlesnake rodeo. Something about blaming satan and snakes screams Sand Mountain but I guess covington county could fit that description as well.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 9:15 pm to Draconian Sanctions
You either embrace God or you embrace Satan, so he was right.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 10:08 pm to Draconian Sanctions
Theres a special kind of stupid in rural alabama.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 10:10 pm to Draconian Sanctions
You sure they don’t mean “Saban”? They can be easily confused.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 10:16 pm to Draconian Sanctions
Sheep dogs are pretty cool.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 10:19 pm to Draconian Sanctions
Dude . . . Alabama. Freakin’ Alabama. What did you expect? An apologia for agnosticism?
Posted on 12/20/18 at 10:22 pm to Draconian Sanctions
There is a reason this state is ranked 46th in education.
These are the types of morons we need to keep out of government at all levels, instead Gumps here want these people in change.
These are the types of morons we need to keep out of government at all levels, instead Gumps here want these people in change.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 10:54 pm to Draconian Sanctions
Prove them wrong.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 10:57 pm to CaptainBrannigan
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These are the types of morons we need to keep out of government at all levels, instead Gumps here want these people in change.
Yeah, man. It's just the gumps.
Hell, Kristi Malzahn probably liked and shared that post.
Posted on 12/20/18 at 11:03 pm to Draconian Sanctions
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BOTTOM LINE, THERE ARE SHEEP; THERE ARE WOLVES AND THERE ARE SHEEP DOGS
THERE ARE ALSO DOG SHEEP. THEN, THERE ARE SHEEP WHICH KIND OF LOOK LIKE DOGS. THEN, YOU HAVE YOUR DOGS WHICH ARE NAMED AFTER SHEEP. ALSO, YOU HAVE WOOLY DOGS THAT LOOK LIKE SHEEP UNTIL YOU SHEAR THEM. ALSO, I HAVE SEX WITH ALL OF THESE ANIMALS.
This post was edited on 12/20/18 at 11:35 pm
Posted on 12/20/18 at 11:05 pm to WaltTeevens
PROVE WALT WRONG
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