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Tigerbait357
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’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park
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A squirrel with a taste for cheesy snacks has been frequenting a Seattle park.

Crackers, Cheetos, chips – if it’s cheese-flavored, the squirrel will go after it.


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Even so, she’s notoriously aggressive sometimes. Park-goers said she'll go through zippers, tear through backpacks, strollers and climb into the stroller.

She’s become a nuisance for people who just want to enjoy the outdoors, even giving children nightmares.

“It’s a little annoying for parents,” Julia Wright told local media. “My son is apprehensive about coming to the park – ‘Mom, I don’t want to see the squirrel. We shouldn’t bring snacks to the park.’”




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CaptSpaulding
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re: ’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park
Is there anything that Seattle isn’t afraid of?


Marco Esquandolas
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re: ’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park
Kid sounds like a pussy.


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Cosmo
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re: ’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park
Squirrels are a-holes

Have had sticks fall on my head and i look up and a squirrel is looking down on me with a shite eating grin on its face
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dcbl
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re: ’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park
shoot the squirrel

problem solved


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Jobu93
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re: ’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park
Bag of Cheetos subsonic .22 with a suppressor.

Squirrel gumbo on the way.


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Pectus
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re: ’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park
If you want to turn your "daddy parts" orange,
Eat some Cheetos and watch some porn.


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1BamaRTR
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Geauxtiga
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re: ’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park
Probably a pet that was released.


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Tigerbait357
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re: ’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park
The squirrels at LSU kiss your arse and take your food, or they sometimes just take your food.


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Booyow
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blueridgeTiger
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re: ’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park
I always found the panhandlers in Pioneer Square much more aggressive than the squirrels.


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BurningHeart
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stapuffmarshy
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re: ’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park
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My son is apprehensive about coming to the park – ‘Mom, I don’t want to see the squirrel.



Snowflake alert! Snowflake alert!


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2019
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re: ’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park
all they have to do is buy a few of those big cheap plastic containers of cheese balls and dump them on the ground and let the squirrel eat himself to death.

Problem solved


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deeprig9
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re: ’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park
Pfft.

Take a bag of cheetos to Key Largo if you want to see the sun blotted out by gulls converging on you. Try to throw the bag to get them off, but the cheese powder on your lips and fingers won't be wasted by the winged beasts.


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Will Munny
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re: ’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park
I know some old baws from Ville Platte that could take care of this


FlagLake
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re: ’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park
First you make a roux.


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Areddishfish
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re: ’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park
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Crack, Cheetos, chips – if it’s cheese-flavored, the squirrel will go after it.


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ShoeBang
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re: ’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park
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Is there anything that Seattle isn’t afraid of?


Offing themselves.


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