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Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:39 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
Quitta breaking my balls.
Personally, I love The Chairman.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:41 pm to Godfather1
And he loves you:
quote:
I love the under-educated
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:43 pm to yoga girl
To the tune of The Humpty Dance
The Trumpty Dance
[verse 1]
All right,
Stop what ya done,
'Cause I'm about to run,
I ain't the image or the style that you're used to,
I look funny,
But yo I make the money, see,
So yo world I hope you're ready for me,
So gather round,
I'm the new dude in town,
News says I'm a clown but I won't back down,
And I don't need your accolades I got my own on my shelf,
So let me just introduce myself,
My name is Trump see, pronounced with the Ump see,
All you others, you know I'm gonna trump thee,
All these pretenders in the top 10- allow me to bump thee,
I'm walking tall, y'all,
I get up on the stump, see,
You're gonna fall, when the primaries pump me,
I don't want crime,
Don't want the border all junky,
Trade sunk, see, want it to climb like a monkey,
I'm sick of this, Bring America Back,
You may think it's ridiculous,
But if you vote for me yeah we can get through this,
Hey Yo Rosie, you're bitter like licorice,
Yeah, I called you fat,
Look at me I'm winning,
And you know this is just beginning,
On a streak,
Pow, right to the moon,
Make America Great, if you put me in the Boardroom,
They say it's crazy,
Allow me to amaze thee,
"Unelectable" what? You know it just don't faze me,
I'm still winning on a "slim chance",
I even got my own dance,
[chorus]
See Trump's your man, here's your chance, vote for Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, come on and Vote for Trump, D. Trump
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, just watch me vote for Trump, D. Trump,
Do ya know what I'm doin' votin' Trump, D. Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump
[verse 2]
Pundits say "Yo Trump see, you're really funny lookin'"
That's all right 'cause the debate's cookin',
You sneer, you smear, you make fun of my hair see,
But no one else is near me,
I'll get us more see, behind closed doors see,
Bring jobs back to our shores see,
And yes people, I'm really being sincere,
'Cause once we Make America Great Again the jobs come back here,
My wallet's deep, but no I'm not ashamed,
'Cause when I called my favors in the politicians they came,
I get paid by my properties, yeah I'm in charge,
And my losses are small my profit margin's large,
But they're predicable, and quite despicable,
Use a word that don't mean nothin' unelectable,
I'm gonna do what I like, and when they diss it,
I'm the only one who'll say "you see my butt, well you can kiss it."
Also said that I'm gonna build a wall,
Well, yeah, I guess it's clear that I'm the only one with balls,
And all ya gotta do is give Trump D. a chance,
And now I'm gonna do my dance,
[chorus]
See Trump's your man, here's your chance, vote for Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, come on and Vote for Trump, D. Trump
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, just watch me vote for Trump, D. Trump,
Do ya know what I'm doin' votin' Trump, D. Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump
[breakdown]
Oh Trump's, got what it takes y'all,
Let's Make America Great Again right here,
Oh yeah,
Now that you know a little bit about the Don,
Let me tell you a little bit about this chance,
It ain't easy to do--but hear me out,
[verse 3]
You know things just ain't right and the system is broken,
Politicians going back on words that they've spoken,
Global Trade in the dumps see,
People say "we need someone to get us on Track" Trump, D.
Vote for Trump and he'll get us in motion,
Shake things up and cause a little commotion,
Not just anyone can play for real,
But this is his game y'all, Trump wrote "The Art of the Deal",
And when it's down to two people, the ballots are sealed,
He'll bring us round, get the U.S. on even keel,
Get Trump in, get the economy jumpin'
Won't let us down, votin' for Trump,
And when some PC lil' chump tries to get on your rump,
Tell 'em step off, I'm votin' for Trump,
[chorus]
See Trump's your man, here's your chance, vote for Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, come on and Vote for Trump, D. Trump
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, just watch me vote for Trump, D. Trump,
Do ya know what I'm doin' votin' Trump, D. Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump
Black people vote for Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump,
White People vote for Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump,
Hispanics, vote for Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump,
Everybody vote for Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump.
Get the Votes in!
[chorus]
See Trump's your man, here's your chance, vote for Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, come on and Vote for Trump, D. Trump
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, just watch me vote for Trump, D. Trump,
Do ya know what I'm doin' votin' Trump, D. Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump
Yeah, come on, take 'em down,
This post was edited on 3/2/16 at 6:46 pm
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:59 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
: Italians who put Sinatra up
I'm Italian and have never seen a pic of Sintra at anyone's house .
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:02 pm to Lsupimp
15 to 25 years ago or so it used to be Colin Powell
This post was edited on 3/2/16 at 7:04 pm
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:04 pm to iSpy
Every Italian restaurant has a picture of Sinatra somewhere. I bet they were in the houses too back in the '50s-'60s.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:04 pm to Lsupimp
That second picture is not Trump. It is Lee Majors during the Six Million Dollar Man era.
Notice how his eyes are different? (One was bionic at the time)
Notice how his eyes are different? (One was bionic at the time)
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:07 pm to Lsupimp
The second pic looks like it could be S' avatar.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:13 pm to Lsupimp
I know someone whose office is also a JFK room.. And swear to you, they think there was a chance that JFK's spirit visited the room once time. Evidently there was a book that is open as decoration & one day evidently the book just started flipping pages.. So their justification is that it was JFK's spirit.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:26 pm to Lsupimp
I like how the Iraqis had pictures of Saddam in their houses from different eras of his life. I like young Saddam myself that dude was a pimp.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:28 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
Sounds like it happened.
No doubt.. Because this person isn't a little crazy at all..
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:29 pm to Lsupimp
To be fair, Sinatra had talent, and made significant musical contributions. He had value to mist of society,unlike Mr. President.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:09 pm to RedPop4
Poster in auto parts store in Port Gibson, Ms. Picture of MLK-caption"I have a dream..."picture of Odummy-caption"I am the dream". You can not make this up.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:13 pm to 13SaintTiger
quote:
there's been 43 other Caucasian wealthy male presidents.
Surely we can figure out some kind of token he could be, since that is obviously more important to you and a lot of other people than actual qualifications
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:17 pm to Lsupimp
Trump's mother is from Scotland, so as a man of Scottish decent, I'd have no problem hanging this on my wall
However, I plan to pose for a matching one to hang next to it.
However, I plan to pose for a matching one to hang next to it.
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