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re: Admit something horrible
Posted on 12/14/22 at 5:53 pm to Mr. Hangover
Posted on 12/14/22 at 5:53 pm to Mr. Hangover
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If it were legal I would have zero issue running people who blocked the left lane off the road and into a ditch
He said to admit something horrible.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 5:55 pm to X123F45
I’m looking forward to the day my father is dead. I am purposefully estranged and he is a waste of oxygen that haunts my nightmares.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 5:57 pm to X123F45
I killed a man. I buried him in the desert near Marathon, Texas. I went to Sonic after and got a root beer float.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 5:58 pm to Slippy
I’d believe you if you said cherry limeade
Posted on 12/14/22 at 6:05 pm to X123F45
The first President that I ever voted for was Jimmy Carter. My roommate in college (who was from Georgia) warned me about him, but I couldn't help myself. He was the first Southerner in forever with a chance at the Presidency. He seems like a decent guy, I thought to myself. How bad a President can he be?
Posted on 12/14/22 at 6:15 pm to X123F45
Nothing. I am an amazing, ground breaking, completely perfect person.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 6:19 pm to Packer
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Outside of my kid, I hate kids. Doesn't matter if they are bad or good, I always seem to find something wrong that makes me end up disliking them.
I don't like holding other people's babies. Like its fun for a minute, but then you feel weird giving it back because you know the parent is taking a break. But after a minute, I'm done, please take it back.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 6:19 pm to Tupelo
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He was the first Southerner in forever with a chance at the Presidency.
LBJ (I know crook) but less than a decade b4
Posted on 12/14/22 at 6:26 pm to X123F45
I got really wasted one night and went home with a gal I knew through a friend. Mid way through coitus I was about to barf so I calmly got up and only made it to the hall way before throwing up a fifth of bourbon. I covered it up with newspaper and finished the deed, whiskey dick and all. Left early in the AM.
She's a successful physician now so maybe in retrospect it wasn't a great idea. But still funny as frick.
She's a successful physician now so maybe in retrospect it wasn't a great idea. But still funny as frick.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 6:27 pm to frankthetank
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I dated a girl who was really into letting her dog lick her cooch while I watched.
Sir, this is an admit something horrible thread.
...not something awesome.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 6:28 pm to OldmanBeasley
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I pretend to not speak English to avoid talking to strangers
This is my go to move with a slight nuance. Mine is pretending to be deaf and using sign language for panhandlers approaching me at a gas station. I kinda mumble like Handyman, In Living Color - Damon Wayans. Works every time, they leave me alone as the homeless are scared of retard strength.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 6:31 pm to OWLFAN86
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LBJ (I know crook) but less than a decade b4
At the time, I didn't think of Texas as Southern, more Western than part of the Deep South. LBJ didn't help that perception.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 6:32 pm to X123F45
I did my ex about 2 days prior to her marrying #2
Posted on 12/14/22 at 6:32 pm to X123F45
I sometimes look at my poop in the toilet.
Especially when I think it could be the size of a regulation NFL football.
Metamucil is a horrible drug.
Especially when I think it could be the size of a regulation NFL football.
Metamucil is a horrible drug.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 6:33 pm to Abraham H Parnassis
Idk who you are but thank you for giving me something to laugh about through this night shift
Posted on 12/14/22 at 6:34 pm to Tupelo
Many of the political beliefs held by current US citizens is simply the product of WWII propoganda fed to our grandparents to marshall assets and resources for the war. The propoganda stuck, funneled down to our parents, into our schools and culture, and then through our parents who fed it to us.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 6:50 pm to tigergirl10
Enjoy jerking off in the drunk tank after your 9th dui.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 6:50 pm to tigergirl10
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tigergirl10
Why don't you admit to the largest thing you've inserted in yourself....
Walt.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 6:55 pm to Barrister
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Many of the political beliefs held by current US citizens is simply the product of WWII propoganda fed to our grandparents to marshall assets and resources for the war. The propoganda stuck, funneled down to our parents, into our schools and culture, and then through our parents who fed it to us.
What are you referring to? How does it have anything to do with what I posted (or does it)?
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