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re: Accidental things you have done to yourself that gave you tears..
Posted on 9/9/21 at 2:12 pm to rsbd
Posted on 9/9/21 at 2:12 pm to rsbd
Had an ingrown toenail and stubbed that toe on the vacuum cleaner. Almost threw up it hurt so bad.
I'll take sitting on my balls all day every day over that shite.
I'll take sitting on my balls all day every day over that shite.
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Posted on 9/9/21 at 2:24 pm to MorbidTheClown
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shin on trailer hitch. takes a few seconds to register then you're in tears.
That's been my million dollar idea, the trailer hitch wrap. They would be soft like a beer coozie. They can be made with all different styles like college logos and such.
This post was edited on 9/9/21 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 9/9/21 at 2:27 pm to rsbd
NO greater pain than twirling your putter walking off the green and hitting that bone on the inside of your ankle 
Posted on 9/9/21 at 2:52 pm to rsbd
Ran into a trailer hitch
Posted on 9/9/21 at 2:54 pm to dirtytigers
Big toe stuck in webbing of baby gate trying to step over and fell over the other side with said toe still stuck in other side, so toe and shin bone smash on top of the wood.
Inanimate objects hate my guts.
Inanimate objects hate my guts.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 2:56 pm to rsbd
I scalped myself back in 2011.
I got better…
I got better…
Posted on 9/9/21 at 2:56 pm to Spaceman Spiff
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Ran into a trailer hitch
that brief time between "thunk!" and "frick that hurts!".
Posted on 9/9/21 at 3:01 pm to rsbd
Years ago I swung open the door to my bedroom and my big toe went under the door and ripped my toenail up at a 90 degree angle. This was the fourth or fifth time something traumatic has happened to this one toe.
Last year I was carrying two cases of bottled water into my house and tripped over a big wheel and landed on my knee on the concrete. I still have a knot from that and almost passed out from the pain. I had trouble walking for a few weeks and thought for sure it was really screwed up. Went get checked out it was fine just super bruised.
Last year I was carrying two cases of bottled water into my house and tripped over a big wheel and landed on my knee on the concrete. I still have a knot from that and almost passed out from the pain. I had trouble walking for a few weeks and thought for sure it was really screwed up. Went get checked out it was fine just super bruised.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 3:02 pm to bbarras85
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This was the fourth or fifth time something traumatic has happened to this one toe.
remove toe. problem solved.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 3:04 pm to Conman23
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Fellas, some of y’all will know this one, when your thrust misses it’s target and bends…
I know a dude that broke his junk doing this. 30 grand ER visit, stitches, and had his hog in a cast for three weeks.
This post was edited on 9/9/21 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 9/9/21 at 3:07 pm to MorbidTheClown
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remove toe. problem solved.
I kinda need it to walk. plus the nail doesn't even grow back anymore. Looks like a deformed chicken nugget.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 3:11 pm to YumYum Sauce
Hitting the inner ankle bone with a golf club is a bitch . I do it like 3 times a round.
It made me want to quit
It made me want to quit
Posted on 9/9/21 at 3:12 pm to bbarras85
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hog in a cast for three weeks.
how do you cast something that fluctuates in size and doesn't have a bone?
Posted on 9/9/21 at 3:13 pm to Tigerpride18
The worst of the worst is pinching your skin in a hinging object
Posted on 9/9/21 at 3:14 pm to rantfan
Trailer hitch pads been out forever
Posted on 9/9/21 at 3:16 pm to rsbd
Closed a Swiss Army knife on my finger, stopped at the bone.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 3:17 pm to bbarras85
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Years ago I swung open the door to my bedroom and my big toe went under the door and ripped my toenail up at a 90 degree angle. This was the fourth or fifth time something traumatic has happened to this one toe.
That hurts to read.
I had an ingrown toenail that the podiatrist dug out. I had never had one before and the shots that he gave me before digging made it feel better than it had in weeks. He told me just to take an advil if it started hurting and sent me home. Advil my arse, when those shots wore off if I had had a double barrel, I'd have blown the toe off with one barrel and gone looking for that doctor with the other.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 3:17 pm to MorbidTheClown
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how do you cast something that fluctuates in size and doesn't have a bone?
No idea. How do you break it if it doesn't have a bone for that matter. I didn't see it for obvious reasons.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 3:19 pm to SpotCheckBilly
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I had an ingrown toenail that the podiatrist dug out. I had never had one before and the shots that he gave me before digging made it feel better than it had in weeks. He told me just to take an advil if it started hurting and sent me home. Advil my arse, when those shots wore off if I had had a double barrel, I'd have blown the toe off with one barrel and gone looking for that doctor with the other.
I suffered from these as a child on multiple occasions. They were always a bitch.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 3:19 pm to rsbd
shin on the trailer hitch
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