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Posted on 1/12/25 at 3:16 am
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
31066 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 3:16 am
I'm very depressed and was hoping someone could link some new Iberia haircuts to make me laugh tia
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
20669 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 4:18 am to
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make me laugh



Why didn’t Barbie ever get pregnant?



Because Ken always came in another box.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
59215 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 5:04 am to
Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off.

I think I’m being stalked.
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
20943 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 5:15 am to
And now, huge midgets
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
20669 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 6:34 am to
What did the egg say to the boiling water?




































































I don't know if I can get hard, I just got laid by some chick this morning.
Posted by PalletJack
LA by birth, TX by choice
Member since Oct 2024
478 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 7:50 am to
Why do you keep secrets from pigs?

They will squeal
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
59215 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 7:55 am to
I just picked up my paycheck. The envelope was stuffed with parsley.






Some bastard had garnished my wages.
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3624 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 8:04 am to
California is a well governed state.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
39044 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 8:07 am to

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Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41902 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 8:16 am to
What did Adam say to Eve the first time they had sex?


"Stand back. I don't know how big this thing is gonna get".
Posted by StanSmith
Member since May 2018
1047 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 8:28 am to
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Why didn’t Barbie ever get pregnant?



Because Ken always came in another box.


I was going to say because she was barren due to the STDs she contracted but your joke is funnier.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
164604 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 8:30 am to
Hope you feel better soon bro.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23833 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 8:37 am to
Boudreaux called Thibideaux one day to say his wife went fishing and never returned.

He was getting hungry so had asked his friends to help find her

Thibideaux come back a few hours later and says he has bad news and good news, which one you want first ?

Boudreaux says go on and give the bad news - Well we found her dead, she's all bloated floating down the bayou.

Well what's the good news ? Thibudeaux says - she had 12 crabs on her and we gonna run her again in the mornin.
This post was edited on 1/12/25 at 8:43 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83846 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 9:19 am to
a cheese factory inFrance exploded last night....


....da brie is everywhere
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130580 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 9:22 am to
You know what teenage cows are?








Moooooooooooooooody
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130580 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 9:24 am to
quote:

a cheese factory inFrance exploded last night.... ....da brie is everywhere



Do you recall that thread about the man that died in his warehouse crushed by Parmesan wheels?


His widow has cheddar tears now, but she's back on the market.
This post was edited on 1/12/25 at 9:49 am
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
5748 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 9:29 am to

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Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1755 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 9:33 am to
My wife asked her doctor if she should have kids after 40. He told her no, 40 is more than enough.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68381 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 10:58 am to
Compliments of el gaucho.

Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
7088 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 11:00 am to
Turn that frown upside down.
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